favorite line of every movie ever

anonymous asked:

You should do a headcanon about Stan and Bill being really cuddly when watching movies, going to sleep, and hanging out alone because my hEaRT,,

It’s November 3rd, 1992.
Stan and Bill are laying in Bill’s bed. They are home alone cause Bill’s parents went out to dinner since recently they decided on trying to revive their marriage; years after Georgie’s loss. For the same reason they still don’t pay that much attention to Bill, so when he asked if he could bring his friend Stan over; so that he wouldn’t have to be by himself until the next day, they were unbothered by it. Bill doubts they even remember who Stan is.
None of that mattered by the time Stan’s dad dropped him off. He had a gift for Bill and the boy prepared something for Stan himself. They had not gone trick-or-treating ‘cause they both have ptsd, but Bill bought all sorts of comfort food and halloween candy Darry could provide. Stan spent all day in another town with his family, secretly looking for the Beauty and the Beast VHS; he had to buy a couple other tapes so there wouldn’t be (many) questions. They both had already seen the movie at the cinema, but Bill had been wanting to see it again and memorize the songs. Stan was more than happy to see him happy and he himself related a lot to Belle specifically, because BOOKS.
They search for the best way to be as close together as possible, cuddling but still comfortable enough so that both can pay attention. Stan makes sure all the packages of candy are opened by the pre-made small cut or the suggest dotted line. Bill would tell him to relax but he’s actually kinda of speechless now that this date is happening; so he just smiles time after time, glancing at Stan’s features, and hopes that that ends up making Stan smile too. He eventually indeed does, but he is also constantly fixing the covers; and he tries to disguise the repetitiveness of that by running his fingers through Bill’s hair right after, every time.
Bill randomly sings a few lines he still remembers from many months ago; singing is the only thing he can do without stuttering ever, and Stan giggles when he doesn’t know the next line. So, Bill shuts him up with small kisses or by hiding his face on Stan’s neck while blushing.
Stan’s favorite scene is the one with the snow and Bill attentively watches his boyfriend’s face during that, and it’s fascinating. This is the best date ever and there is still a lot of the movie ahead. Stan’s sleeping over.
I would think of more details but I’m having trouble breathing right now. You gave me a fantastic but very challenging mission, anon. Hopefully, this is what you meant, I can’t think straight right now…

pinktrouble  asked:

Loki 💚

  • Why I like them: Everything about him is perfect. Loki is a smart, misunderstood and complex character with a cheeky, graceful and arrogant attitude you just can’t get enough of.
  • Favorite episode (scene if movie): The one after he got smashed to the ground by the Hulk. Loki goes from evil and cunning villain to innocent little puppy in 0.3 seconds.
  • Favorite season/movie: The Avengers, definitely. He really did intimidate me at times. *kneels obediently*
  • Favorite line: “Are you ever not going to fall for that?”
  • Favorite outfit: The one from Thor: The Dark World. He just looks so GOOD in it.
  • OTP: He is my king, I am his queen! *evil glare*
  • Brotp: I would like to see Loki and Banner getting along better. I got the feeling that Loki would understand him well…
  • Head Canon: Hela is Loki’s birth mother. I love this theory for some reason. And another, pretty sad one: Loki secretly visiting Frigga’s grave every single day. He puts fresh flowers there and talks to her tombstone as he imagines her voice in his head replying to him, asking for advice he won’t ever hear again and spending hours standing or sitting by her memorial to grieve.
  • Unpopular opinion: I’m probably one of the few people who wouldn’t cheer if Loki and Thor became real best-friends-brothers-whatever again in the upcoming Thor movie, at least not so fast. Thor hasn’t exactly treated him nicely or tried to understand him.
  • A wish: Loki on the throne of Asgard. Forever. Rightfully. The way it should be.
  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: If they ever let Loki die, there will be violence. *whispers: I choose violence*
  • 5 words to best describe them: intelligent, broken, shrewd, misunderstood, arrogant
  • My nickname for them: Lok? Could that be a thing?

What’s that? Send me a character.

Movie Night
  •  The seven + Reyna and Nico all get together at the end of the month for a movie night
  • It gives them a chance to take a break from their daily stresses and catch up with one another
  • Nico brings Will with him whenever he can
  • They make blanket forts in front of the T.V
  • Annabeth makes the best structured forts with plenty of room for everyone
  • Nico and Leo hang up fairy lights everywhere and pretty soon it looks like a little town made of pillows and blankets
  • Before the movie starts everyone crowds around in the kitchen while the popcorn is in the microwave 
  • Percy and Nico bake cookies and brownies together and try and keep the others from stealing spoon fulls of the raw dough
  • One time Hazel ate so much raw cookie dough she got sick and movie night was canceled
  • Now she can’t be around them when they make it or she’ll feel queasy
  • Hazel, instead, talks to Reyna and Piper about sword techniques and cute animals
  • Jason and Annabeth make little quizzes and trivia cards for the movies they are about to watch (because they’re nerds), and swear that tonight will be the night that they can get everyone to cooperate 
  • But every time the two end up forgetting by the end of the night
  • Eventually after the popcorn is made and the cookies are cooling on a plate, the gang finally settles in to the comfort of Blanket town and the movie begins
  • Everyone has their own favorite genre they like to watch so they all take turns on who gets to pick the movie
    • Leo and Piper always insist on watching the Bee Movie or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or any funny film from the 80′s
    • Frank is a silent film fanatic and you can’t tell me otherwise
    • Percy loves Studio Ghibli, Ponyo is by far his favorite one (his second favorite is Spirited Away)
    • Jason always picks movies like The 300, but always complains the whole time, pointing out inaccuracies even though he knows that they aren’t going to be true to actual historical events (Nico asked him once why he picked those movies if all he ever does is get angry while watching them and has never gotten a clear answer)
    • Annabeth and Reyna love Film Noir, just something about a starving artist and a murder mystery that really sets them on edge 
    • Hazel loves mafia movies. She thinks they’re so cool, if not accurate. She once got Nico to say some of the Godfather’s most memorable quotes 
    • Nico is in love with Walt Disney princess movies. Snow White? Seen it about a hundred times. Cinderella? Cinderella 3: A twist in Time is his favorite. He knows every line to “I can show you the world” from Aladdin. He loves the happy endings and songs. No one teases him for it; they all love seeing how happy it makes him
    • When will joins them he suggests binge watching the 90′s Sailor Moon. Half way through the first season everyone knows the lyrics to the intro and they all sing along in a symphony of chaos
  • Everyone ends up in a huge cuddle pile by the end of the night. No one is left without a cuddle buddy
  • They all eventually fall asleep on each other
  • In the morning when everyone wakes up they have breakfast together and say their goodbyes until next month
What? I do my research..

Prompt requested by Anon- 

18- “I can’t belive you don’t like disney movies”

19- “This is where our friendship ends, right here right now”

A/N- I’m gonna dedicate this one to @winchesters-favorite-girl because she loves Disney movies and this fits!


To say you loved Disney movies was possibly the biggest understatement to ever exist in the history of understatements. You were obsessed! You just adored the songs, the characters and the story lines, and the way near enough every single one has a badass female character.

The newest one that had been released was Moana, you had seen all of the trailers and had even studied Hawaiian Demi-Gods, mainly focusing on Maui as he was one of the stories main characters.

You had already seen it, but you wanted the two boys who you called brothers to bask in it’s glory. Sam was easy to convince, he’s had a soft spot for Disney movies ever since he was a kid. 

Dean, however was slightly more reluctant. 

“Come on, Dea! Just this once, I promise you’ll love it” You begged, Dean rolled his eyes “no, and you’ve already seen it! Why do you want me and Sam to see it so badly?” He asked, he was trying to get some research on the British Men Of Letters, he needed a break.

“I want you and Sam to see it because it’s amazing and I don’t want to look like a loner. Now, come on, lets gooo” you said tugging on his arm, trying to get him out of the chair. 

Dean chuckled lightly at your eagerness, “you and Sam just go without me, I’m not really into Disney movies anyway” he said causing you to stop and stare wide eyed at him. 

“You… you don’t like Disney movies? This is where our friendship ends, right here right now” You said in disbelief, you heard Sam release a quiet “uh oh” before he sat down, he knew you were going to rant, he found them amusing. 

I can’t believe you don’t like Disney movies! They are the soil of every persons belonging, the heart and soul of every child’s dream!” You said dramatically, Dean closed the laptop and stared at you, an eyebrow quirked up in amusement.

“I just don’t like the whole, cheesy love story to it-” you interrupted him by jumping up from the chair you had been sat on, “but that’s the great thing about this movie! There’s no love story! It’s about this badass teenager from this Island in Hawaii who get’s chosen by the water to sail across the ocean to find this Demi-god guy names Maui so he can restore the heart of Te-fiti and save the freaking world from this curse that was released when he stole it! See, no love story, zero love. Zilch. Nada. None.” You said in one breath, the boys were looking at you like you were a crazy person. 

“What? I do my research.” You said smugly, before turning back to Dean. He sighed and stood up “fine, come on lets go” he muttered, you ran in front of him “I promise you’ll love it!” You called behind you. 


Fandoms - Lucy Pevensie

Disney freak:

- Watched all Disney animated movies at least twice
- Knows so many lines it’s kind of creepy
- Huge fan of High School Musical – (randomly shouts “WHAT TEAM?!” and “KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!” to scare her distracted brothers)
- Sings Beauty and the Beast in the shower
- The Queen of References
- Tons of gifs she uses on a daily basis (specially The Emperor’s New Groove and Mulan)
- Owns almost all Andy’s toys
- “All Disney Princesses are Awesome”
- Favorite movie: Treasure Planet
- Favorite Pixar movie: Toy Story 3
- Favorite Princess: she picks a different one every time someone asks
- Favorite villain: Maleficent

Percy Jackson: 

- First book series she ever read
- Daughter of Iris and a hunter of Artemis
- Infuriated with the movies – “Why did they even bothered making a second one?!“
- Has a Half-Blood Camp T-shirt, a pair of Winged shoes and made the camp necklace for herself – Also owns a training armor and Anaklusmos (courtesy of Ed and Peter)
- A lot of sword fights
- Reads fanfic about Percabeth and draws a lot of the characters
- On costumes parties, she often dresses as a nymph or warrior
- Favorite books: The Mark of Athena, The House of Hades and The Battle of the Labyrinth
- Favorite characters: Nico, Annabeth, Percy, Grover and Piper
- Favorite gods: Artemis and Athena


 Peter
 Susan
 Edmund

Okay, let’s talk for a minute about Batman Unlimited.

I don’t even care that these movies are probably just to provide context and hype for a DC toy line for kiddos. These movies are providing something that I have craved for as long as I can remember.

They are the embodiment of fanfiction (and crackfic!) in full-length animation. From the vague, weird story lines, to the sub-great writing, to *most importantly* the INCLUSION OF VARIOUS CHARACTERS OF IMPORT, they give things that the serious animated features have not. We haven’t had a show or film from DC in which more than two Robins exist, alive, in the same universe. WELL NOW WE HAVE THREE OF FIVE EXISTING. And the birdflash friendship?! And why are Wally (or maybe Barry but I’m going with Wally because I’m birdflash trash) and Ollie and Vic even there in Gotham, hanging out and helping?? WHO CARES! I WANT THEM THERE.

I don’t care that they’re mis-characterizing Damian, distancing him from Dick and attaching him to Tim. The fact that the three of them are there and know each other??? I can’t ask for more right now because that seems like too much to ask for anyway.

I just finished watching the newest movie, Mechs vs. Mutants, and was so happy to see Dami and practically every one of my favorite classic Batman villains.

I don’t care that the plot is weak and the lines are corny and that the story is wayyy too dumbed down because their target demographic is probably decades younger than me. I’m just so happy to watch these characters interact on a screen together.

OMG if they ever do a serious animated film the right way and pick a really great story line (like No Mans Land or BftC) and don’t re-write it to include New52 elements, and don’t leave out any cast members, I would die a happy death right on the spot. But until then, I will be a happy nerd watching these little kid and fan-nerd pleasing crack!fic-esque movies.

anonymous asked:

Starscream?

  • Why I like them

His voice is spectacular. 

  • Why I don’t

A backstabbing bastard. 

  • Favorite episode (scene if movie)

When Megatron dragged him in front of everyone. Which is literally every episode.

  • Favorite season/movie

Season 3 (G1)

  • Favorite line

“MEGATRON HAS FALLEN”

  • Favorite outfit

His wings and his sexy no lyin hips. 

  • OTP

I’m actually starting to ship him with Rodimus. I like him with Sideswipe as well. 

  • Brotp

Windblade. 

  • Head Canon

Can’t sing for shit but boy can he dance.

  • Unpopular opinion

Don’t really have one.

  • A wish

He does the dance he did in tfp in some other continuity again. 

  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

He better not fucking die. 

  • 5 words to best describe them

Conniving, manipulative, intelligent, ambitious, cunning. A literal Slytherin. 

My nickname for them

Screamer, Stars, Star, Screecher, 

The Lady & The Shark

1.


Put on your tin-foil hats and buckle up for a ride to Crazy Town, folks. I admit this one is out there.


2.


In late July of 1974, a 13-year-old girl walking her dog in the dunes outside of Provincetown, MA, followed her beagle into a stand of stunted pines, and nearly stepped on the badly decomposed body of a young woman. For a time, the inconclusive investigation into her death gripped all of New England.

An attempt had been made to remove her head, probably with the blade of a shovel, but the decapitation had been unsuccessful. The killer had better luck taking off her hands, which were never found. Several teeth had also been removed, all part of an effort, one presumes, to make her impossible to identify. Her jeans and a blue bandana had been folded and placed beneath her head.

The press dubbed her the Lady of the Dunes and at the time of this writing, over 40 years later, no one has ever claimed her. She remains without a name or a history. Her killer has never been identified.

Much has been written about the Lady of the Dunes and I won’t bother to recap four decades of investigative work here. Deborah Halber dug about as deep into her story as anyone has ever gone in her book The Skeleton Crew: How Amateur Sleuths are Solving America’s Coldest Cases. I recommend it to anyone interested in the granular details of the Lady and also for readers of true crime in general.

For now, though, accept that to this day there are only a limited number of established facts. We know about the blue bandana and the Wrangler jeans. We know she was between the ages of 25 and 49 years old… although 30 seems a particularly good bet. She had expensive dental work. Her hair was auburn or red. She was fit, 145 pounds, and when she was discovered her hair was in a ponytail, captured by a holder with gold sparkles in it. There have been several attempts to reconstruct what she looked like. Here’s one of the most recent efforts:

That’s it. That’s what we know for sure. Everything else is conjecture. And in all the time since her death not one person has stepped forward to say, “I saw her. I met her a few weeks before she was found. I can tell you her name.”

But what if we’ve all seen her? What if she’s been in front of us for decades and we just never noticed?

Who’s in the mood for a ghost story?

Yeah. Okay.

So let’s talk about JAWS.

3.

JAWS was filmed in Martha’s Vineyard in the summer of 1974. It was a famously challenging production; originally scheduled for 50 days of shooting, it took over 120 days to complete, and was continuously teetering on the edge of disaster. The work was worth it - it is the summer movie by which all other summer movies are judged. (The story of how the film got made is a fascinating narrative in its own right. Carl Gottlieb’s The JAWS Log is probably the single best recounting of those hot, desperate days on the beaches of Edgartown, MA)

It’s also my favorite movie. Nothing else is even close. It’s a story I’ve returned to again and again. I think I was nine the first time I saw it, on laserdisc, a format which predated VHS and DVD (God, I loved those big silver platters!). I’ve seen it at least once, almost every single year, ever since. I’m sure I’ve viewed the picture 25+ times. I can recite the lines in much the way a tent revival preacher can recite long passages of the Bible.

And yet I had never seen it on the big screen until this summer. In June, JAWS was unleashed on theaters once more to celebrate its 40th anniversary. Naturally, predictably, maybe inevitably, I was there. For the first time I saw the picture the way it was meant to be seen. On the big screen, baby, that shark’s mouth is just about wide enough to ride a bicycle into it.

I was watching in my usual tranced out state of dreamy pleasure… and then, suddenly, found myself half-lunging out of my seat, prickling with gooseflesh.

Now understand, I had only just finished reading The Skeleton Crew a few weeks before. The Lady of the Dunes is in many ways the centerpiece of the book, and unlike the other crimes Mrs. Halber explores, it remains infuriatingly unsolved. After finishing the book, I had spent a few minutes online, acquainting myself with the latest details… and studying the recreation of the Lady’s face.

And now, suddenly, impossibly, there she was… life-size and looking over her shoulder at me. There for a moment in a busy crowd scene, and then gone.

I settled back into my seat and after my pulse returned to normal, I was able to enjoy the film. By the time I got home I had mostly talked myself into believing I had fantasized the whole thing. Just to be sure, I queued up the scene in question my DVD and rewatched it, to see if my eye would find her once more. But no. At least on the 15″ screen of my MacBook Pro, at 11 at night, I was unable to spot her a second time.

But the thought wouldn’t leave me that my unconscious mind had, in fact, latched into something. In the weeks that followed I talked to several friends about what I had seen (or thought I saw). Finally, I broached the subject with an FBI agent I know socially. I expected a good bit of teasing. Instead, he raised an eyebrow and said, “You know, it might be worth going forward with your theory. There might be something in it. Odder ideas have cracked colder cases.”

With this modest encouragement, I watched the film yet again, going over the sequence in question on a big screen TV, frame-by-frame, with @VoodooDarling as an extra set of eyes.

@VoodooDarling saw her before I did.

Here’s that recreation of the Lady of the Dunes again.

And here’s a crowd scene that appears 54 minutes and 2 seconds into JAWS.

Is that her? On the left?

Isn’t it?

Let’s take a closer look.

Blue bandana. About 30. Fit, 145 pounds. I don’t believe those are Wrangler jeans, but a lady presumably owns more than one pair of jeans.

Is the Lady of the Dunes in JAWS?

4.

Ok.

Ok.

I admit its pretty goddamn wild speculation. And yet…

And yet.

Let’s go a little further down this very dim, very narrow alley of fantastic conjecture.

It is impossible to say with complete precision when they filmed the “July 4th - Crowd Arrives” sequence, which is where this shot appears. But we know it was almost certainly shot in June, because they filmed all the “on island” scenes they could early. The water was too cold for swimming, and the malfunctioning shark wasn’t ready for the “at sea” material until late July.

We also know the Lady of the Dunes was alive in June and that the filming of JAWS was a big deal locally. Lots of folks turned up to try and get a peek at the stars, or the shark, or to see if they could sneak into a shot.

The geography works too. Martha’s Vineyard is a short hop from Provincetown. It would be no surprise at all if a girl summering on the Cape decided to take a few days to explore the Vineyard… especially with the added bait of celebrity to draw her in.

Of course this is far from being even vaguely conclusive. The girl in my isolated frame of JAWS wears a blue bandana, but what of it? In the next sequence, on the busy beach, there are half a dozen women wearing blue bandanas. It must’ve been the style. Furthermore, it sure would be nice if her hair was in a ponytail, looped with a holder that has gold thread in it. But her hair is loose. It would be great if those were Wrangler jeans, but my Google Fu suggests they aren’t.

Here’s all we really have: an extra who bears a startling resemblance to a girl who turned up dead, some coincidences of time and geography, and a writer of horror stories who has a “feeling.”

Not exactly case closed, huh?

5.

I create fiction for a living and I am always my own first audience. Telling stories to myself (especially ghost stories) has been my great pleasure - and compulsion - since childhood.

I am under no illusions about the situation here. I was watching JAWS, under the influence of The Skeleton Crew, and my subconscious invented an exciting little story about the Lady of the Dunes on the spot. It was so good, I persuaded myself it might be true.

It IS a helluva what-if, isn’t it? What if the young murder victim no one has ever been able to identify has been seen by hundreds of millions of people in a beloved summer classic and they didn’t even know they were looking at her? What if the ghost of the Lady of the Dunes haunts JAWS?

I know: to believe an extra glimpsed in JAWS is the verysame woman killed outside of Provincetown is a leap into the extreme hypothetical. That said, before her death, this woman had a life, and some of that life was spent on the Cape during the summer of JAWS. The odds are long that the Lady of the Dunes appears in the picture… but maybe not unimaginably long.

I turn this possibility over to the greatest puzzle solving instrument humans have ever created: the Internet. Give JAWS another watch. Look for the Lady.

Did you spend the summer of 1974 on the Cape or on the Vineyard? Were you in JAWS? Who else was there, the day they captured you on camera? Who did you talk to between shots? What do you remember?

This woman does not have a name:

Does this one?

Wrong Channel -Stiles Stilinski (Smut)
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Originally posted by itsbennystilinski24

Summary: What happens when two hormonal teenagers accidentally switch into a porn channel when they were tug-o-warring the remote?

[[based of this prompt: Muse A and Muse B are watching a movie together, when suddenly an unexpected sexy/sexual scene comes on, causing extreme awkwardness between them, as they are crushing on each other but not yet together.]]

Warnings: The most detailed smutty smutty smut I have ever written.

Word Count: 2564

Grab your bibles and your holy books cause yall about to sin. YALL NEED JESUS!

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anonymous asked:

Little kid Miyuki meeting his s/o who's also a little kid! (Childhood friend sorta thing) and Miyuki who just recently learned how to play baseball is attempting to teach kid s/o how to play too!

//brb dying childhood friend turned lover trope is basically my favorite thing ever. Line my coffin with every single ao3 fanfic with this trope. 

You climbed the tree because you wanted to be like Nim, from that movie you watched with the neighbor girl, but it couldn’t be just any tree, it had to be the tallest one in the park: the ancient ash that stretched as wide as it did tall, and whose lowest branches were so high out of reach that you had to take a flying leap to even grab on. Sure, it seemed like a great idea at the time, when your feet were still firmly on the ground, but now that you were ten feet from soil, legs kicking in the violent breeze, hands chafed and bleeding from the rough bark, this whole adventure seemed like a rather stupid thing to do. 

“Hey!” A boy calls to you from the base of the trunk. He’s got irises like the ripples in your dad’s black coffee, glassy and keen, hidden behind thick framed glasses, much too large for his face. His hat is on sideways. He’s missing a tooth in the front. His name is Miyuki Kazuya and he’s the boy you’re going to love in the future.

But of course, you don’t know that yet. 

Fate is funny that way. Isn’t it?

“You need any help?” He calls, putting his glove down by his feet and stretching his arms towards you. He’s got a mischievous glint in his eye and it raises your hackles. “C’mon, I’ll catch you!” He promises, all seemingly genuine smiles and heartfelt benevolence.

Your lips screw into a pout. “No way! I don’t trust you! I don’t even know your name!”

He shrugs. It seems theatrical. “It’s Kazuya. Well, are you gonna dangle there all day?”

Suddenly you think of having to live the rest of your life up in this tree. You’d never get to see your family again–no more mother or father–and you wouldn’t be able to go to school or see your best friends. “Fine. But I’m heavy. You’d better watch it.” You finally conceded, shimmying yourself down until you’re hanging from the branch.

“Don’t worry. I’m good at catching.”Kazuya says and for some reason it sounds foreboding, the way it comes off his tongue so confidently. 

You close your eyes and take in a deep breath. Your legs are trembling, stomach clenched tightly in fear, but it’s this, or staying in the tree, so you let go. You’re falling for what seems like forever, and then, his arms are around you. He’s bigger and stronger than you expected, and you’re sure you’ve just fallen into puppy love when: 

“Haha! Now as payment you have to play catch ball with me!”

You startle and go tumbling from his grasp. “What!” You shriek, the wind whipping up the volume and sending it scattering everywhere. “You promised you were just being nice!”

“Hmmm…” He clicks his tongue. “Don’t remember any promise. Now, are you gonna repay your savior or not?” He throws the ball in a delicate, underhand arc, and you catch it, scowling. 

“So, what do I do?” You ask. Kazuya’s situated in front of you, crouched down, catcher’s mitt held up to chest-level. You were positive baseball was meant to be played with a bat and a ball, but he didn’t bring a bat and held no interesting in going to search for one.

“Just throw the ball to me. I’ll catch anything you toss.”

You shifted the ball around in your hands a bit. It’s heavy and just a little too big to fix your fingers around properly. You were never that great of a thrower–the ball tended to have a mind of its own–but Kazuya was looking at you with the brightest expression you’ve ever seen and you couldn’t refuse. So, you reel back, shifting your hips, and throw will all your might. It wobbles in the air, much too high and slow, but Kazuya catches it anyway, his body moving with liquid athleticism.

“That was okay.” He tries to think up a complement to precede his criticism. “But try releasing the ball lower. He tosses it back and you try again.

You throw him ball after ball, and when you’re sweaty and tired, muscles screeching, he’s still shining and bright, excited for the next toss. His comments are endless; he always has something to say on the matter of your improvement, like you’ve become his own personal project for the day. The sun sinks below the suburban horizon and you can hear your parents worried voices calling your name.

“I’ve got to go.” You mumble, breathing hard. “Are your parents coming for you soon?”

He toes the dirt awkwardly, but looks up at you and recites a line (read: excuse) he’s told over and over again. “Yeah, they’re just a bit late.”

You wave goodbye to him as you run towards your mother’s open arms, and you know, without really knowing why you know, that you’ll see him again very soon. 

serkonans  asked:

Varric ^^

My life has led to this very moment

Why I like them: I’m sorry but there is literally no reason not to like him. He is everything. He is honestly the bestest friend ever, he’s so good, such a good person and caring and he’s hilarious also we’re kinda similar in some ways
Why I don’t: I don’t know if he’ll let the Inky use the key to play with Kirkwall’s great chains smh (I think he would tho but I couldn’t think of anything)
Favorite episode (scene if movie): every part he is ever in except when he’s sad
Favorite season/movie: see above
Favorite line: holy shit I gotta choose ummm… when he introduces himself I’m lov him
Favorite outfit: He doesn’t come with any other
OTP: him x crossbow!bianca
Brotp: hawke, inky, hawke, merrill, all the crew
Head Canon: He’d be the best uncle if anyone from any of the groups had kids and also he does watch over every single one of them even when they part ways
Unpopular opinion: idk if I have one? who can hate Varric so much that they wouldn’t want him to be happy? The worst of people only
A wish: that he gets to be happy and write many stories and see all of the crews again and esp that Hawke comes back from wherever and they get to team up again
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: never make him an integral part of the story from now own and make him unhappy or kill him off or anything bad
5 words to best describe them: Hilarious, clever, loyal, insightful, caring, etc etc etc  shut up he needs all of it
My nickname for them: I mostly say silly things like my guy, my dude, my pal, little shit, which is silly bc we have the exact same penchant for nicknaming all our friends, but honestly I haven’t thought of one yet.

Kill Bill vol. I x 2003

This was the very first Tarantino film I ever saw. I was completely beguiled by it. It was the first time I can remember thinking about the director. You could hear his voice in every movement every word. The script was fantastic, each line is gold. I begged my mother to rent Pulp Fiction the day after. I saw it just so stylized. Just so beautiful. The gore the fighting I adored every single moment. A revenge movie to it’s core. The Kill Bill franchise will forever be my favorite of Tarantino’s films. 

Favorite Disney Movies
  • Percy: His favorite Disney Movie is without a doubt Treasure Planet. A shitty kid who is constantly screwing up, without a dad, who goes on some crazy dangerous adventure to save the world so he can give it to his mom? On boats in space? What isn't there to love?
  • Annabeth: Lilo and Stich has been her favorite since it came out. People always assume that her favorite will be Beauty and the Beast because Belle is smart. While she loved that movie, the line "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind" pretty much makes her cry every time she watches it.
  • Hazel: The Princess and the Frog, for exactly the reasons everyone always assumes. While she does hate it that Tiana is a frog for 80% of the movie, before she died the only princess she ever saw was Snow White.
  • Frank: Frank is always caught between Mulan and Dumbo. He loves the story of Mulan and the Chinese culture. And he wishes more than anything that he could have taken his mother's place in war so she didn't have to go. But he also remembers watching Dumbo as a little kid and his mother sining "Baby Mine" to him. So both are too good and too important for him to ever pick one above the other.
  • Jason: Hercules, for the expected reason. When you literally grow up with the Greek and Roman gods in your back yard, you kind of grow attached to well done modern tributes to them.
  • Piper: The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Dark, some what indie movie with the best Disney soundtrack, all about the difference between external and internal beauty and a deep moral debate on what it means to be human? Sign her right the fuck up. Hunchback as a favorite movie was also one of the first things that she found out she had in common with Drew when they first started to be nice to each other, so it wasn't just a favorite of her childhood, but also the movie that helped give her a relationship with her sister.
  • Leo: The Lion King. Kid thinks he kill his parent when it was just some crazy relative, then runs away from his problems and makes a lot of jokes? He's basically Simba without all the cool animal friends.
  • Nico: Peter Pan. He never really understood Bianca's choices until he saw Wendy and realized how hard it is to be a child who has to be a mother, and why sometimes kids do need to be allowed to be kids. Seeing it opened something in him that let him enjoy some of the old things he use to enjoy, like Mythomagic. Also the idea of never growing up reminded him a lot of the Lotus Casino. Also pirates.
  • Will: Mary Poppins. Before going to camp, he use to pray that Mary Poppins would come to be his nanny and bring his dad home. Feed the Birds made him a caring person who always watched out for people, and cared for those who needed help, sacrificing what needed to be sacrificed -- it was why he was able to so willingly and thanklessly leave his cabin to help Annabeth after Michael fell, he knew there was more to the war then just themselves. A Spoon Full of Sugar and Chim Chim Cheree made him realize that sometimes there were jobs to do that you didn't want to, but anything can be fun if you just make it, which got him through a lot of medical training and all nighters in the infirmary. Let's Go Fly A Kite reminded him that not everyone is cruel (especially the gods) they're just misguided and need to be reminded of what it the most important.
  • Reyna: The Emperor's New Grove. She's seen and sees so much shit in her life that sometimes she needs to just sit down with some stupid buddy comedy and laugh about a talking llama without getting all deep and metaphorical. Also, she and Nico are occasionally Patcha and Kuzco.

vondrakenhof  asked:

How about Ron Weasley?

  • Why I like them: he’s smart, but in the way that isn’t normally valued. he has such good character development, like he could’ve grown up to be such a fuckboy with an inferiority complex, and he didn’t? like, he stayed loyal, brave, and humble. 
  • Why I don’t: not applicable, dude. no way.
  • Favorite episode (scene if movie): if i had to pick from the movies, i’d say it’s that scene in ootp when hermione’s like “that was clever” and he’s like “It’s been known to happen.” book!ron! <3 
  • Favorite season/movie/book: deathly hallows tbh
  • Favorite line: “it’s me. i’m extremely famous.”
  • Favorite outfit: his red flannel. i’m a sucker for guys in flannel. 
  • OTP: ron x hermione, in every possible universe <3
  • Brotp: ron x harry
  • Head Canon: ron is totally that dad that knows how to do his kids’ hair. 
  • Unpopular opinion: although i don’t hate that ron goes on to run weasley’s wheezes, i thought it would’ve been more interesting to have him become a top auror. 
  • A wish: i wish people recognized how awesome ron is. 
  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: he and hermione divorce. stop. no. 
  • 5 words to best describe them: ron weasley is our king
  • My nickname for them: roonil wazlib
I share this completely with Exosuit-clad friend Tom Cruise who is just incredible. Not only played this with nuance and wit but let me kick his ass every day. Thank you Owen Staff and Chris McCory and the Butterworths, and finally to my sneaky husband, John Krasinski for being ok with the fact that he was married to a veiny wrestler for the duration of this film and coming up with my favorite line ever, which was, ‘I’m terrified I’m gonna wake up one morning and you’re benching me.’ Which, I did just to kind of freak him out. It’s the greatest thing to not be a damsel in distress in an action movie and I will forever be so grateful of the title of the full metal bitch so thank you for that. Thanks a lot.
—  Emily’s acceptance speech after winning Best Actress in an Action Movie at the Critics’ Choice Awards

Dipper secretly thinks Aladdin is the greatest movie ever made and always watches it when he’s home alone because he thinks if anyone sees him watching it they’ll make fun of him

He’s seen it so many times that he can basically quote every line in the movie. One time when Dipper’s watching it with Bill because he begged to see what all the fuss was about Dipper happily quotes the part where Aladdin wishes he were a prince because that’s his favorite part of the movie but Bill takes it the wrong way and thinks Dipper is asking if he can become a prince and he’s just like “okay sure” and actually goes through with it but through the entire progress Dipper’s all “I didn’t mean it literally oh my god”