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Hands down my all-time favorite MST3k joke. It’s so specifically written to Baby Boomer Midwesterners, because no one else would get the multiple layers of this.

A OF ALL: It’s a fucking Sven and Ole joke, which—if you didn’t grow up with Norwegian-extraction grandparents who literally kept books of Dumb Scandinavian jokes on the living room table, you’d never understand.

And then it’s fucking Ingmar Bergman, which is just so pretentious and so like Midwesterners, to be like, oh yeah, of course we’ll do a laboriously drawn-out joke about the most famous Swede, he was horrible, why not

And then, and fucking then, it’s a goddamn Schlitz beer tagline joke. Literally. Have you ever even heard of Schlitz Beer? Of course not. Of course fucking not. IT’S AN ADVERTISING JOKE FROM THE 1960S. I’m ruining it by explaining the joke, but good God: 

AAAARRGGGGH I LOVE THIS JOKE SO GODDAMN MUCH

anonymous asked:

Aquaman's favorite batkid is Tim because Tim has a curiosity for Atlantian culture and knowledge. His least favorite is Jason because he keeps making fish jokes all the time.

“hey arthur guess what?”

“what jason”

“i just wanna say that your tunaverse is just amazing”

“stop it”

“i can’t believe he took the bait

“jason…”

“i didn’t do it on porpoise!”

“oh my god”

anonymous asked:

what's your favorite comic book? and why?

All time: The Killing Joke. I think the idea that one pivotal moment can either make or break someone is something I’ve held dear my whole life. You have to choose to not be broken. Current favorites are Saga, Monstress, Bitch Planet, Sex Criminals, Rachel Rising, pretty much anything with kickass female leads.

anonymous asked:

Do you ship Enjoltaire, and if you do, and read fan fiction, could you recommend some? I am bored and it's late in the evening

OMg I love them so much!!! 

And yeah I have a FUCKTON of them to recommend!! 

 - How the Future’s Done by @barricadeur its really cute; it involves cats and fluffiness. 12K words

fire in my hands by @wittenberg shit fam this is one of my favourites by FAR! Its so funny to read but then suddenly everything becomes serious and oh no, shit became real. 5,5K words

Love in a Coffee Shop by @tell-themstories rock star!Grantaire and coffee shop owner!Enjolras that we all need in our lives. 23K words

I have more if you need but I guess this is enough for now (or is it? hehe) 

BONUS 

You’re Adoughrable  by @willowveild Its and Combeferre/Enjolras/Grantaire fic, but I just LOVE it SOOOOO much!!!! 13,5K words

A Lack of Wisdom (Teeth) by @themightychipmunk is a quadrumvirate fic and its my favorite fic of all times. im not joking. 10K words


Hope it helped you!! 

Dating Wynonna Earp would include

Originally posted by laurholls

• Wynonna doesn’t exactly do relationships

• It starts out as casual hookups

• But it gets serious after she rescues you from a revenant who kidnaped you

• She realizes how much you mean to her when she almost loses you

• Training with her

• She trusts you to keep peacemaker safe

• Always watching out for Waverly when Wynonna’s not around

• Waverly always teasing Wynonna about you two

• Always hanging around the homestead

• Both Doc and Dolls are a little jealous but they get over it when they see how happy Wynonna is

• Waverly definitely thinks it would be cute to have double dates with her and Nicole

• Wynonna thinks double dates are lame but agrees to nights in at the homestead with the four of you just hanging out drinking together to make her sister happy

• Making sexual jokes all the time

• Getting her favorite whiskey whenever she’s had a long day

THE VAMPS PREFERENCE: His favorite thing about you

Tristan-For your personality, Tristan loves that you are just as crazy as he is. You two can be together and not be doing anything but still have so much fun because of your wild personalities. He likes your bum a lot too and since he’s a loud person he has no problem letting everyone around know as well.

Connor- He likes how kind and caring you are. When on tour with the boys, you are practically their road mom and make sure everyone is eating well and staying happy. If one of them has a bad day you are always there to try to help, and Con notices. Your lips are his favorite thing on you. They way you smile and the way they are just irresistible and he just wants to kiss you all day.

Brad- Joking around is your favorite past time. Brad loves that you’re always smiling or making other people smile with your jokes. He loves to look at your eyes when you smile and finds them intriguing. Some times late at night you’ll find him just staring at your eyes as you watch TV.

James- You love to go to the gym and James does too. So, he likes that he can call you and you’ll always go with him for an hour or two of working out. He also is obsessed with your long legs. You find him always placing a hand on you knee or rubbing your thigh if you all are just sitting on the couch.

anonymous asked:

Sans, do you have any favorite jokes that you like to tell all the time?

[Sans grins.] “well, i—”

“BONE PUNS.”

“huh?”

“THAT’S WHAT HE DOES. ALL THE TIME. IT’S JUST MORE AND MORE BONE PUNS.”

“ah, cmon, bro, i do more than that.”

“ONLY WHEN SOMEONE ELSE STARTS IT OR GIVES YOU AN IDEA. IF IT’S JUST YOU, IT’S ALWAYS BONE PUNS.”

[Papyrus looks like hearing another bone pun ever again would be too soon. Sans shrugs.]

“well, we’re skeletons.”

“THAT DOESN’T MEAN ALL YOUR PUNS HAVE TO BE ABOUT BONES!”

“you sure? tibia honest—”

“THERE! YOU DID IT AGAIN! YOU DO THAT ONE ALL THE TIME!”

“i dont know what youre talkin about.”

“YES YOU DO!”

“youre just being sternum, you love my puns.”

“STOP IT!”

grayjedigerard  asked:

favorite all time low lyric ever go

r u joking, this is so hard fuck

probably either “I am lost inside this endless haze of life, but this life is mine to live” or “I’ll be fine, even though I’m not always right, I can count on the sun to shine” or “You said it’s all for a reason, well what the fuck is the reason now?”

I DON’T KNOW I LOVE SO MANY, but one of those 3 probably for rn.

honesty hour, send me anything