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Percy Jackson: Sleeping Beauty

In a far away land, long ago, lived a king and his fair queen. Many years had they longed for a child and finally their wish was granted. A son was born, and they called him Perseus. Yes, they named him after a great hero, for he had saved their lives from gloom. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom so that all of high or low estate might pay homage to the infant prince. And our story begins on that most joyful day … 

  • King Poseidon betroths his son to the daughter of Queen Athena, a young girl named Annabeth
  • The Three Good Fairies, Aphrodite, Demeter, and Artemis arrive to give Percy his Christening gifts.
    • Aphrodite gives The Gift of Beauty, the True Beauty that extends beyond the skin and into the Soul
    • Demeter gives The Gift of Song, the Song in One’s Heart that inspires and sustains the Soul
    • Artemis gives the Gift of –
  • Suddenly, Juno bursts into the hall, furious that she was not invited to the Christening. She curses Percy:
    • The young Prince shall indeed grow in Grace and Beauty, beloved by all who know him, but before the sunset of his sixteenth birthday he shall prick his finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!”
  • Juno escapes the hall, and though Artemis is not strong enough to undo the curse entirely she can weaken it. Percy will not die, but he will sleep until awakened by True Love’s Kiss.
  • Though Poseidon burns every spinning wheel in the kingdom, Aphrodite knows it will not be enough to stop Juno. Instead she devises a plan to disguise herself, Demeter, and Artemis as peasants so they can raise Percy in the relative safety of the countryside. 
  • Poseidon and Sally reluctantly agree to the plan, and Percy disappears into the forest. 

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Dude, this is gold. After Roy interrupts Jay's sexting, he gets all cheeky and starts quoting his s/o's texts when the s/o isn't around. Like, they leave to go shopping and Jay says, "See you later, babe." Once it's just him and Jay, Roy's like, "Then [their name]'s gonna give you their special sugar, right?" Jay turns to him, like, "Roy William Harper, Jr., I swear to god. One of these days, I'm gonna punch you in the dick." 1/2

Roy just grins and says, “But they’ll do something else with yours after that.” “SHUT UP!” 2/2

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