favorite character right there

The whole “Lucius was abusive with Draco” thing has always been so funny to me. Really, I don’t get how people are able to believe something so silly. 

Seriously, guys, wake the fuck up, if Lucius had been abusive with his son, he wouldn’t have been a part of the series. You know why? Because Narcissa “If you attack my son again I shall ensure that is the last thing you ever do” Malfoy would have killed him ten times in a row. 

“Anyway, if you stopped tellin’ people it’s all sorted out after they’re dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive.’’

- Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Get to know my character through an ask!

🍰 - What is their favorite type of dessert or sweet?
🐢 - What type of animal would they keep for a pet?
🐙 - They are crossing the ocean. What are the circumstances and how did they get there?
🌎 - If money were no object, where would they live and what would they do with their life? (Ex: entrepreneur, playboy, philanthropist, etc)
🎂 - Do they celebrate their birthday?
🎓 - Are they well-educated?
📬 - A mysterious letter has just been found in their mailbox. How does your character react? Who would it be from?
⌚ - Is your character punctual or procrastinator?
💰 - Your character just found a fat sack of gold on a bench. What do they do with it?
👙 - Is your character trendy or do they just not give a damn?
🎠 - Your character is at the carnival. What kinds of rides or games do they check out to entertain themselves?
🔮 - Your character is having their future told by someone pretty shady. Do they call the fortune teller out or just roll with it?
🎃 - What is your character’s favorite holiday?
🎶 - What would your character say about your personal taste in music?
💒 - Does your character want marriage or a lifelong commitment?
♓ - Hey baby, what’s your sign? What would your character’s zodiac sign be and what qualities do they carry to make them fall under that sign?
🚼 - Does your character have or want kids?
⚠ - What has your character almost done that made someone talk them out of or convince them not to do it?
♿ - Is your character in some way handicapped? (This includes physical, emotional, and mental.)
💊 - Is your character on medication? If so, why?
🌞🌜 - Is your character an early bird or night owl? What makes them that way?
📚 - Does your character read?
📓 - If your character keeps a journal, what is the most secret thought they keep in it?
📰 - An obituary for your character was found in the local paper this morning. What did it say?
💢 - What frustrates your character more than anything?
✌ - Your character just made a trespass against someone else, how would they go about righting it given the chance? Or would they at all?
🍴 - What is the absolute worst meal your character has ever eaten? Were they verbal about it or did they just not say anything?
🍜 - Carnivore/Pescatarian/Vegetarian/Vegan/Other? What kind of diet does your character have?
💋 - Your character was just kissed by someone they can’t stand. Why and how did it happen?
😇 - What was your character’s last good deed?
😁 - Someone just tripped and fell in front of your character. Do they laugh or help the person up?
😨 - Your character just broke wind in public. Do they try to hide it or own up to it?
😍 - Your character’s lust object just passed right by them. How awkward do they get as they try to make conversation?
😒 - “Ugh! Not him/her/them/it again.” How does your character react to annoying people?
😂 - Your character is moved to tears. What’s a kindness that another showed to them?
😄 - What has ever made your character laugh so hard that they almost passed out?
😈 - What’s your character’s favorite cuss word?
😏 - Is your character having a dirty thought right now?
🍺 - Cheers! What is your character’s favorite alcoholic beverage? What was the last thing they got smashed off of?
💫 - Your character is suffering memory loss after being knocked unconscious. What happens afterwards and how did it happen?
💡 - What is the best idea your character ever had?
💍 - Does your character wear any type of jewelry?
⛪ - Is your character religious or spiritual in anyway?
🎱 - Your character and a talking raccoon walk into a bar…
📼 - An interrogation tape emerges regarding a recent interview with your character. What are they being questioned for?
👟 - Is your character into personal fitness? If so, what’s their exercise routine?
📺 - What would your character’s favorite TV show be? What’s their favorite genre? 

🍀 - Does your character carry a good luck charm? Do they believe in luck?

👏 Cas’s 👏 death 👏 is 👏 not 👏 about 👏 destiel 👏 it’s 👏 about 👏 Cas 👏 BEING 👏 DEAD 👏 👏

Friendly PSA

If you draw yourself and your favorite character from whatever series and you’re afraid to upload it. Don’t be, it’s art and it’s beautiful and important.

If you write a story about yourself and your favorite character in their world, or them in ours, and you are worried about being ridiculed. You shouldn’t be, because it is creative and unique.

If you do post self-insert art/stories, than I admire you and respect you so much. I am happy that you decided to share your talents with the world.

If you create anything involving you and a favorite character, or series, and you are feeling discouraged about it because someone is making fun of you for it; Fuck ‘em. Any type of art is a freedom of expression, an outlet for emotions and ideas. Don’t let anyone keep you down from what you enjoy.

If you ridicule someone for creating something with their favorite character/series and them, stop it. You have no right to mock someone for doing something they enjoy. As long as it’s not hurting anyone who cares? Let them be happy.

All types of art matters, no matter what. Do what you want to do. If it’s not hurting anyone, who cares?

[lmaooooo so i stumbled across this blog two days ago and immediately fell in love. I may have accidentally contradicted established canon in here b/c i haven’t read everything and i really wanted to join in, so i really hope i’m doing this right.]

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You think it was, perhaps, a bad idea to name yourself after your characters. You think it was, in fact, a bad idea to go to Elsewhere at all. It wasn’t even the university you wanted to go to; you had wanted somewhere close to home, where you could maybe visit on weekends and call up your mom whenever you managed to fail at doing adult things like laundry, as you knew would inevitably happen.

And yet…when you found Elsewhere University, it was in your state. It was not thirty minutes’ drive from home. And it was intriguing. You still probably wouldn’t have gone, would have chosen the college you’d been dead-set on for two years, would have slipped the net and been normal

Except you saw one of Them. You saw a flash out of the corner of your eye, and you didn’t know the rules, so you spun to do a doubletake, and you saw it, saw Them.

You aren’t sure what happened after that–it gets a bit blurry–but the next thing you knew you were sitting at orientation, your things already in a dorm guarded by salt and an iron horseshoe.

You have been told you’re one of the lucky ones.

You major in animation. Or you had wanted to. The memories of your classes don’t stay in your mind all that well, but you manage to churn out the same A-to-B grades you had produced in high school. You aren’t sure how you’re doing it.

You try to follow the rules. You try to remember. You have seen the consequences. For once, instead of trying to stuff everything into your head and hoping your shit brain won’t forget something, you write them down in a notebook that never leaves your backpack.

This is probably a bad idea. It may even be a disastrous one, but if it is, you haven’t heard the rule that warns away from it, and you are scared enough as it is that you, with your autism, might miss a social cue or be unable to pick up an unspoken rule and end up offending the Gentry anyways.

You once read a tumblr post that said changlings were the explanation people came up with to explain kids with autism in the far distant past. Obviously, this is not completely true, because the Fair Folk are real and real changlings are too, but you take some measure of comfort in that post and pray your own autism will endear you to the Gentry instead of offending Them.

But the real problem is, you became an animator (or wanted to, at least) because you are a creator. You invent things, weave worlds, and when you came to Elsewhere University you came already carrying a large, elaborate tapestry of a world, filled with magic and a fey that had its own internal systems, thought out, explained in depth, and with the sketches and maps to go with it, formed over four, five years of loving care and writing and drawing.

You have your own magic, and your own fey, and they do not mesh well (they barely mesh at all) with that of Elsewhere. Nobody knows about this, and you have put your world to the side, because everything in you screams DANGER at having something like this around the Gentry. You keep all you have of it in your closet, and you salt the edges of the closet plus a circle around the bag you keep it in, then scatter iron nails inside the circle. That world is precious to you, and you will take no chances with it.

So it was probably a stupid idea to name yourself after one of the characters in it.

That isn’t even the only problem, or necessarily the true problem. The true problem is you put yourself into the characters you create, and this makes that name almost as dangerous as a True Name after you get used to it.

You didn’t realize this until you looked into the mirror, and your hair was several shades lighter than it should be. You were able to puzzle out the problem, fortunately, and in a spasm of panic you switched your alias to a different character before it got too far and you became your character.

Except, because you’re a moron, you switched it to a character just as close to you.

This carried on for a while, and your eyes got bluer, and then your skin got darker, and then you got taller, until finally, in desperation, you ran a name generator until you found something with no association to your characters, but still felt nice as a name. Not too nice, of course.

By then, though, you didn’t look much like yourself anymore. You curse your idiocy, but the only way you can think of getting your original appearance back is to use your real name, or else the name you used on the internet. You aren’t that stupid. And it’s nice, sometimes, the way you look now.

You really, really hope the name you generated doesn’t end up being a True Name for this other you.

You are learning the true dangers of being a writer, artist, creator, in Elsewhere University. You are far too close to your stories. And if you write yourself into them, you worry that story will become Truth.

The Gentry are like that, you’re fairly certain.

So you watch your words and make sure your characters don’t resemble anybody (or anything) too closely when you sketch them idly in class, and when you write, you do it inside a circle of salt. It isn’t exactly comfortable, but you need your words, your art, your stories.

You do not know if you are doing this right.

You really, really, really hope you are.

 [x]

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drew the right now kapow crew because, well…. absurdist humor? object heads? an underappreciated show that only has like five pieces of fanart to its name??? and not one, but three female comedic leads???? i was basically LEGALLY REQUIRED to draw them at some point and here they are

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female awesome meme 1/5 bossy queens:

fiona goode (american horror story: coven) “What are we talking about? College boys? Taken in the prime of their lives. Such a tragedy. Almost makes you wanna cry, doesn’t it? But then, the world’s not gonna miss a bunch of as*holes in Ed Hardy T-shirts.”

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Happy Birthday TV / @bingualien / @bingu-fanart !

Please check them out! THEY ARE AMAZING!