your fave is problematic: heathers
  • veronica: sort of bitchy, cynical, too easily fooled, accidental serial killer
  • jd: i think it should be pretty fucking obvious why jd’s problematic
  • heather chandler: bullies literally everyone and her ghost is annoying af
  • heather duke: jealous, bully, prays for the death of her bestie
  • heather mcnamara: normally pretty nice but gets bitchy when the other heathers are around
  • big bud dean: abusive father and probably an abusive husband too and is he seriously ANYONE’S fave
  • ms. fleming: clueless af and sort of obnoxious
  • kurt: stupid sexist rapist jock
  • ram: see above
  • martha: ……………

Favourite Person™: i love you a lot youre my fave

me: !!!!!! holy shit this is the happiest ive ever been in my entire life the world is a happy place of butterflies and joy i am Cured i am Neurotypical now because of all the happiness that has been brought forth nothing is better than this i can die in peace

Favourite Person™: doesnt reply for two hours

me: well my life is ruined and everything is awful time to float down a river and die