fave footballers

nobody probably cares lmao but i have been thinking about 3 particular cristiano ronaldo photos non stop for the last 24 hours and i’m close to death ok so here we go

SJDKDSNF HE’S KISSING ADRIEN’S HEAD AAAAAHHHH i’m both cedric and nani tbh this is too pure

HE WANTS GELSON TO JOIN THE GROUP HUG AND I’M DEAD!!!!!!! i can’t believe this is a real pic i want to look at it forever wow

………………………… wow WOW WOOOOOWW i love this photo more than i love life itself look at how hard they’re holding each other LOOK at joão mário’s face wow

there’s so many more photos like these that i love but i haven’t been able to stop looking and thinking at these three lately i love them so much!!!!

“BIRD MAN. I’M A BIRD MAN NOW TOO”

“Krieg, buddy, I don’t think that’s a-”

RAIN BLOOD FROM THE SKIES, DEATH-FEATHERS

New Favorites!

I’ve been reading a lottt lately, so here are my new favorites from the last few months!

you got me faded- 8k. louis has been tasting wine for 2 hours when he meets harry at a winery. things go well, considering.

Pining For You- 9k. Harry sells Christmas trees. Louis doesn’t mean to buy so many of them.

Unbelievers- 137k. It’s Louis’ senior year, and he’s dead set on doing it right. However, along with his pair of cleats, a healthy dose of sarcasm and his ridiculous best friend, he’s also got a complicated family, a terrifyingly uncertain future, and a mortal enemy making his life just that much worse. Mortal enemies “with benefits” was not exactly the plan.Or: The one where Louis and Harry definitely aren’t friends, and football is everything.

the value of this moment lives in metaphor- 10k. The one where they’re all teachers at a high school and students are more invested in their lives than normally expected.

let’s savour what we’re falling over- 20k. west wing au (loosely); in other words everyone works in the white house and louis likes getting coffee with the washington post reporter in his briefing room.

That Sounds Fake But Okay- 46k. Harry Styles is a rookie journalist forced to work the gossip desk at a major New York magazine. Louis Tomlinson is the A-list actor who doesn’t appreciate Harry or his articles.

My English Love Affair- 19k. The one where Harry writes a song about his English love affair and Louis sleeps with someone in White Eskimo and all he gets is a stupid song written about him.

Panorama- 34k. Louis’ cabin crew at Panorama Airlines are in need of a new member. Cheeky Harry Styles joins the group, but to his mild disappointment Louis determinedly has no intention of joining the Mile High Club.Their first kiss might not be their first kiss.

Just For Me- 9k. Harry is a supermodel with a fake boyfriend. Louis is the captain and star forward of Manchester United with a fake girlfriend. They should have no problem having a completely platonic lunch between friends.(They do.)

to be a muse may be enough- 6k. When Zayn came to him with a job, Louis never expected to be sat in a studio, wearing lipstick and reading a book about Death whilst being plugged with a vibrator. Did he also mention he’s being filmed by the fittest photographer he’s ever seen?a.k.a the hysterical literature AU i can’t believe hasn’t been written yet

anything you ask and more- 19k. louis knows that he’s in love the second harry begins speaking about the bolsheviks. (or, louis is a history teacher & harry is the fit curator that he desperately wants to mongol invade him, however many times niall tells him he’s a psychopath.)

Cupid’s Chokehold- 35k. Louis is a Cupid who tries to match up Niall and Harry. It doesn’t work out as planned.

So Darling, Just Say You’ll Stay Right by My Side- 28k. AU where Louis is the chief of police in a small sea-side town and Harry is his new deputy who’s a bit of a pacifist and a lot wonderful.

This was waaay longer than I planned… There’s a healthy mix of long and short fics, and smut and fluff, so I hope everybody can find something new and enjoyable! Happy holidays :)

-Mara