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anonymous asked:

a friend told me someone they knew had just recently moved in to a new house with some roommates, and every night at like 4am all the pots in the kitchen would crash to the floor and wake them all up. they had no idea how to stop whatever it was so they consulted a ghost expert who told them to try first to ask the ghost to stop. they didn't know what to say so they left a note on the fridge that said "please stop, we love you", signed with their names, and apparently it never happened again

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don’t worry brother, i got ‘chu.
      you just call on me brother, i’ll mop up your piss!

It’s just a lovely, simple thing to have said. It’s nice to have popstars acknowledge it from time to time. Yeah, it is a bloke saying that to girls. And yeah, it is a privileged person saying it to an unknown quantity of people, but it isn’t said enough.
—  Fraser McAlpine on Harry’s words about respecting young girl fans (Ep. 7 of the Unbreak My Chart podcast)