father-son

I WOULD NEVER WANT A KID LIKE THIS
  • Dad:Son!!
  • Kid:What?
  • Dad:Where's your homework?
  • Kid:Oh, it's done.
  • Dad:I said WHERE.
  • Kid:in the world.
  • Dad:Where in the world?
  • Kid:In our home, duh
  • Dad:Where in the home?
  • Kid:Which home?
  • Dad:Our home!
  • Kid:Who is our?
  • Dad:You, your mother and I
  • Kid:Which eye? The left or right?
  • Dad:Shut up!
  • Kid:Who?
  • Dad:You!
  • Kid:When?
  • ****Dad leaves home angry****