father's day

The Zodiac Signs as Dad Jokes

Aries

“Dad, give me your best dad joke!” Aries Dad: “You”. 

Taurus

Taurus Dad: “Be careful standing by those trees.” “Why” Taurus Dad: “Because they look kind of shady to me.”

Gemini

*Drives by a cemetery* Gemini Dad: “Did you know this is the dead center of town?”

Cancer

“What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.”

Leo

“Would you like the milk in a bag?” Leo Dad: “No, just leave it in the carton!”

Virgo

Waitress: “Here’s the check. Is there anything else I can get you?” Virgo Dad: “Someone to pay the check?”

Libra

“How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.”

Scorpio

“Dad, make me a sandwich!” Scorpio Dad: “Poof, You’re a sandwich!”

Sagittarius

“Can you call my phone?” Sagittarius Dad: “Phone! Phone!”

Capricorn

“I’m hungry.” Capricorn Dad: “Hi Hungry, I’m dad!”

Aquarius

“What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1″

Pisces

*Reverses car* “Ahh, this takes me back.”