father smelt of elderberries

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now that there’s an english and a french in kancolle of course I couldn’t let this opportunity go.

(that was supposed to be a quick sketch and I went too far and at a point I went fuck it so result quality is… weird)

  • Hidan: [Shouting from the top of a perimeter wall] You don't frighten us, Leaf shinobi! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!
  • Hidan: I blow my nose at you, so-called gee-knee-us of Konoha, you and all your silly k-n-n-n-n-n-iggits!
  • Ino: What a strange person.
  • Shikamaru: Now look here my good man-
  • Hidan: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!
  • Hidan: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • Shikamaru: Is there someone else here we can talk to.
  • Hidan: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail {Sentence Starters}
  • "I must speak with your lord and master."
  • "Well, I didn't vote for you."
  • "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
  • "You'll be stone dead in a moment."
  • "You're using coconuts!"
  • "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
  • "We want a shrubbery!!"
  • "I bid you welcome to your new home."
  • "How do you know she is a witch?"
  • "Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
  • "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
  • "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
  • "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
  • "They dressed me up like this."
  • "Oh, she turned me into a newt! Well, I got better."
  • "I fart in your general direction!"
  • "Well, how'd you become king, then?
  • Maki Nishikino: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
  • Honoka Kousaka: Is there someone else in the piano room we could talk to?
  • Maki Nishikino: No. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

mischiefpuff  asked:

Interesting fact: I can sing along with Korean songs without knowing the language

I learned English from pop songs and British comedies, the latter being mostly Monty Python. At some point in teen years, all my insults were Monty Python based.

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”