father alexander

tbl 4x07 thoughts
  • this was the last one i watched before stopping lol
  • i probably don’t remember this one either, but we’ll see
  • this is…disturbing
  • “you should go spearfishing.” yes because that seems like something elizabeth would enjoy 
  • ugh lizzy move on
  • LET HIM DIE ELIZABETH
  • JESUS 
  • “kirk collapsed” “oh that’s good.” TOM LOL
  • “he’s a stranger!” thank you THOMAS
  • i…forgot about susan hargrave
  • in hindsight i probably should have rewatched the back half of s3 because i don’t remember it lol
  • good goddamn samar in this outfit i’m going to lose my goddamn mind
  • holy fuck she looks so good lol
  • “take the win, donald. you could use one.” please raymond 
  • OMG THE HIGHLIGHTS SCENE
  • I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
  • “showoff” RAYMOND, YOU CHILD
  • “my adopted dad” YOUR FATHER, ELIZABETH 
  • GOD 
  • let. alexander. constantin. rostova. kirk. die. 
  • i think this will be the last one for tonight. i thought i could do three but 
  • i hate it lol 
  • what’s sad is like
  • this is where i stopped watching before
  • and i know the constantin thing ends in like the next episode 
  • but i just…can’t be fucked lol 
  • “if he dies before the tests come back?”
  • THEN GOOD
  • omgggggg i don’t care so much
  • at least the music is good
  • uuuuuuugh i forgot it was a two parter lol 
  • god i thought i had gotten to the end but there was like ten minutes left
  • “are you sick?” “you have no idea” lol 
  • whew finally. this is a chore.
  • sorry for being a negative nancy :( 

Reasons why other people want a time machine I could meet Shakespeare and discuss his plays with him! I could watch Leonardo Da Vinci paint Mona Lisa! I could go back to the roaring twenties and throw amazing parties, like in The Great Gatsby!

Reasons why I want a time machine: I would go back to the 18th century and make the founding fathers read all the fanfiction to see how they would react

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so i started reading the Ron Chernow book and i just

FLORID COMPLEXION

he’s already naturally rosy cheeked, imagine if he gets flustered and laughs hard enough that he blushes im cryI N G

Founding Fathers age comparison.

In 1776, Benjamin Franklin was 70, George Washington was 44, John Adams was 41, Thomas Jefferson was 33, John Jay was 31, James Madison was 25, Alexander Hamilton was 21 and James Monroe was 18. 

Okay let’s talk about this painting. It’s called “Signing of the Constitution” by Howard Chandler Christy.

Let’s start with good old George Washington.

He’s staring dramatically into the distance with this heavenly glow thing going on.

William Blount is just looking longingly at Washington, like he’s desperate to confess his love.

Then Gunning Bedford, Jr. is down here on the floor like a weirdo.

George Read looks like he shit his pants and doesn’t know what to do.

Gouverneur Morris looks pissed. Also, it’s important that you know that Gouverneur was his first name, not his title.

William Jackson is obviously just asking for another drink. He can’t be bothered to pay attention to this historic event.

Roger Sherman is giving William Samuel Johnson some serious side-eye. Throwing some shade ‘bout some shit.

And my personal favorite: Ben Franklin looking directly at the camera like he’s Jim from The Office.

Probably because fucking Alexander Hamilton is all up in his personal space.

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Why did Splogger Elodie spend the entirety of Hamilton taking careful notes and weeping openly into the shoulder of the stranger next to her? So that she could do a little recon mission and gift you beautiful people with Ht the next-best thing: A TEXT RECAP. It’s no live performance, but we think you’ll agree that it’s basically just as good.

The Schuyler parents!

My own version of them based on Jasmine C. Jones’ papas! I saw them and SCREAMED bc they’re perfect

Also wanted to made them like the black color and the white color as the parents of the primary colors (yeah I know, black + white is grey but ya know what I mean)

Bonus:

what do you mean asking for their blessing was not like that

The ultimate list of musicals for new theatre fans

1. Hamilton
A rap musical about Founding father Alexander Hamilton nuff said

2. Les Miserables
A bunch of good looking French revolutionaries a escaped prisoner and a inspector that will emotionally destroy you

3. Next to Normal
a rock musical about a dysfunctional Family with a mentally ill mother it will make you cry

4. The Phantom of the Opera
A disfigured lonely genius falls for a Beautiful young opera chorus girl with deathly consequences you will cry

5. Little Shop of Horrors
A Love story and a alien murderous plant that feeds on human blood is funny and horrible

6. Natasha, Pierre the great of 1812
A modernish take on War and Peace and it’s great

7. Dracula (West end)
A very gothic musical about Dracula very true to the book (make sure you listen to the west end version)

8. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
A gothic tale about a vengeful Barber with bloody, gore and cannibalistic outcomes

9. Dear Evan Hansen
A teenager with severe social anxiety gets caught in a web of lies involving his crush and the death of her brother you might cry

10. The Hunchback of Notre dame
A outcast unattractive nice guy gets abused by his guardian falls in love with a beautiful gypsy with tragic consequences

11. Into the woods
All your favourite fairy tales mixed up with death

12. Aladdin
If you’ve never watched the Disney film what are you doing with your life?

13. Evita
The life and death of beloved first lady of Argentina Eva Perón you’ll probably cry tbh

14. Wicked
what happened between the Witches in Oz before Dorothy arrived

15. In the Heights
The life of a Latino small business owner in New York

16. Something Rotten
if Shakespeare was a rockstar with EGGS

17. Jesus Christ Superstar
A rock Musical about Jesus’s crucifixion and it’s amazing

18. My Fair Lady
A sweet musical about a uneducated pretty young girl being educated and brought into high society

19. Singing in the rain
A Handsome actor meets and falls in love with a talented young singer in the hollywood golden age

20. The Secret Garden
a bittersweet story about learning to deal with and live life after loosing a loved one with a pretty garden involved

21. The Lion King
Again if you’ve never watched the Disney movie what are you doing? It’s basically Hamlet with Lions

22. Pippin
A young performer trying to find his place in the world

23. American Idiot
yes it’s the greenday Album made into a musical and it’s great damn it

24. you’re a good man Charlie Brown
The Peanuts characters in a sweet musical about what it means to grow up

25. A man of no importance
Love life of a Irish theatre troupe director with Oscar Wilde

26. be More Chill
A Scifi high school musical for nerds with Mountain Dew and super computer chips it’s amazing

27. Avenue Q
Basically Sesame Street for adults it’s weird but great

28. The Rocky Horror picture show
A crazy Alien Transexual scientist seduces a lost young couple with pleasure leading to pain

29. Newsies
19th Century Paperboys revolt with consequences people may cry

30. Heathers
Imagine every teen high School story… now add murder, bombs and sarcasm

Feel free to add more