Merlin came into my house to eat my condiments out of the jars again.
I knew it was going to happen, so I made sure to not have any condiments whatsoever in my house.
I have been eating plain rice for days, just so I would be ready when he finally came over again.
Sometimes you have to lose the battle in order to win the war!
—That is what I thought. It seems I lost both however.
He ate the empty jars instead.
The magus of flowers, bite by bite, ate an entire empty soy sauce bottle while maintaining direct eye contact.
”Mmm, love the cronch” he said before disappearing in a puff of glitter and pink flower petals.
I really wish he would just leave me alone already…