fat tabbies

fetchmethatpitcher  asked:

On the topic of fun cat names, my kittens are named Nacho and Feta. Collectively we call them the Cheese Heads or the Cheese Kitties. They are lovely.

Cats with food names are some of my favorites.  Some examples:

Anchovy: large gray domestic shorthair.  Likes to sit on the backs of chairs, screaming into headset mics and once ate an entire jar of gefilte fish in like 5 minutes before his mother noticed.

Donut: Small, cream-colored tabby and FAT.  Like, this cat is basically Orb.  He purrs hard enough that the armchair he sits in moves a couple inches a month.  Has terrible farts.

Beef: BUFF orange tabby. 22 lbs and not an ounce of fat. Likes to sit on/smother sleeping people, fighting houseplants and checking his ass out in the bedroom mirror. 

Gyoza: Siamese, but with extra leggy.  Screams, just in general.  Will lick your face if you have a 2AM panic attack on a friend’s couch.  Scared of birds.

Chimichanga: Longhair Tuxedo. Climbs walls and brings live snakes into the house, but also grooms your hair and plays fetch with nerf darts.

Baconweave: Black, looks like a cat that was drawn by a drunk artist who’s never seen a cat but had one described over the phone to them by a someone who also very drunk.   Barks, pulls Chinese food out of the fridge and goes through the Happy Family but only eats the tiny corn. Belongs to The Domestic Internet Troll,  who adores them.

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The fluff ball with blue eyes is my socially anxious and traumatized princess May. The fat tabby is my over eater Sokka. They are adopted sister and brother, and May likes to beat up Sokka even though he’s twice her size ❤