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HELLO, I DON’T HAVE A NAME SO I CANNOT INTRODUCE MYSELF BUT MY NAME IS STANLEY. EVERYBODY CALLS ME STEWART AND I DON’T LIKE IT; MY MOM LIKES TO THINK I’M CALLED HAROLD, I DON’T THINK I HAVE A NAME, BUT THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT I’M GONNA TELL YOU MY STORIES. I GOTTA LOTTA STORIES TO TELL, I’M NOT GONNA TELL YOU ALL OF THEM, BUT I’M GONNA TELL YOU SOME OF THEM.
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