fat out man

it always confuses me when superman gets drawn burlier than batman. i mean we dance around it but superman is basically super strong due to space magic. he could be a weedy lil string bean and he’d still be able to lift a bus. i’m not saying the muscles don’t help, or that he doesn’t probably have magic space muscles. i’m just saying, all of batman’s strength is muscle-dependant. he has no space magics. in my head he is the more burly of the two just out of necessity. i know he’s kind of got the gymnast thing going on but like. i imagine bruce wayne as more barrel-y and clark kent as more dorito-y. i don’t know why i’m telling you this except that i’m dealing with the realization that this is not the standard assumption.

  • companion: sole is the most bravest, strongest, and kindest person i know. they wouldn't hurt anyone without reason or for the fun of it; their heart is in the right place.
  • player: [pulls out a fat-man and quicksaves before planning to slaughter own settlement] did you say something, i didnt catch it
  • my logic half: it's perfectly reasonable for people to be uncomfortable with age gaps over a decade
  • my chaos half: funny that they specifically choose to make out the fat gay man as being predatory in that situation, though, isn't it?
  • my logic half: I fucking know dude but we can't have a breakdown on the internet again
  • my chaos half: watch me