fat marmot

Marmots are mostly vegetarians, but on occasion have been known to eat each others’ young…or just one too many cookies.

This chubby marmot could probably use a copy of our latest health book, Healthy At Home. It’s okay, fat marmot. We struggle with cookie eating too.

Order of no Quarter head canon faces!

Plague: Actual bird
Propeller: Literal piece of shit and I love him
Specter: Shy and spooky
Tinker: Has a cute space between his front teeth.
Mole: Fat marmot-thingie
King: Dan’s flawless butt chin-head canon with a face
Polar: Has only one eye, totally Oden with a shovel.
Treasure: Eyes of ice and eyelashes of a photo model.