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The Awesomeness of Hufflepuff
  • Person: I like Hufflepuffs! They're particularly good finders lol.
  • Me: ...
  • Person: I mean, they're just kind of average, aren't they? There's nothing really special about them. They don't really do anything.
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Cedric Diggory was selected by the Goblet of Fire as the most worthy student of Hogwarts. He then proceeded to win (tie) the Triwizard Tournament fair and square, despite a Death Eater rigging it for Harry to win and Fleur and Victor both getting assistance from their cheating headmasters. Not to mention how he defended Harry (his opponent) against injustice done by his own supporters.
  • Me: Nymphadora Tonks let her very hair stand in rebellion of the world's expectations. She overcame the intense prejudice of the world and married a werewolf. She also worked undercover at the Ministry of Magic for the Order, then fought and died in the Battle of Hogwarts, despite having every excuse to stay out and stay safe.
  • Me: Pamona Sprout--the hero of Hogwarts who saved every single Petrified student when the Chamber of Secrets was opened.
  • Me: Ernie Macmillan stood up to the murderous Heir of Slytherin (or so he thought) to defend his good friend Justin, then admitted his mistake and apologized to Harry when he realized he'd been wrong.
  • Me: Susan Bones lost her ENTIRE family to Death Eaters over the course of the two wizarding wars. Yet she still chose to fight in Dumbledore's Army rather than succumbing to fear.
  • Me: The Fat Friar was executed for saving as many people as he could from the pox and was known for his willingness to give second chances, even after his death.
  • Me: Helga Hufflepuff was the only founder willing to teach ALL students willing to learn because give it a break guys, they're 11 years old.
  • Me: Hufflepuffs are loyal and true and fair and STILL manage to kickass against the traitors and the liars and the cheats.
  • Sirius: Do you think I need to go on a diet?
  • James: Padfoot wtf no
  • Sirius: Maybe a little exercise then? My ass doesn't look good enough
  • Remus: Your ass looks great, shut up
  • Sirius: I feel like I've got a bit of a belly
  • Peter: Well if you didn't eat my fucking cheese puffs all the time, we wouldn't be having this conversation
Can We Just Imagine This
  • Can we all just imagine a muggleborn who watched Pitch Perfect and actually started calling themselves 'Mudblood Avalon' or something but their real name was something entirely different. And on the train while looking for a compartment they met a pureblood.
  • Muggleborn: 'Hi can I sit here?'
  • Pureblood: 'Sure what's you're name?'
  • Muggleborn: 'Mudblood Avalon.'
  • Pureblood: 'You call youself Mudblood Avalon?'
  • Muggleborn: 'Yeah, so a pureblood prune like yourself won't do it behind my back.'
  • Pureblood: 'I find myself liking you.'
  • Muggleborn: 'I liked me from the start.'
  • Draco: *poses in front of the mirror for hours*
  • Harry, texts: wHERE R U??
  • Draco, texts: I don't think I'm coming.
  • Harry, texts: WHAT WHYY??
  • Draco, texts: All my clothes make me look fat.
  • Harry, texts: It's okay. I love you just the WEIGH you are 😊
  • Harry, texts after 15 minutes: Draco?
  • Draco, texts: What kind of love potion did u give me