Btw my chunky butt was on the beach in my bikini and when I tell you that I had the juice all up through that bitch?!…It could’ve of been delirium from the heat…but that’s besides the point. The point is, wear whatever the fuck you want this summer and don’t let asshats with Internet access make you feel bad about it.
the dangers of deluding yourself with body positivity
Body Positivity Convinced Me That My Abnormal Amount of Body Hair Was Normal So I Didn’t Notice Myself Turning Into a Gorilla. I don’t hate being a gorilla, I just wish I’d known ahead of time.
I Used to be 140 Pounds, But Then I Saw a Picture of A Fat Girl Smiling on the Internet and Now My Goal Weight Is 600.
We The Make Up and Weight Loss Industry Feel First Offended, Second Hurt, and Third Very Left Out; Have a Heart
A Woman I Personally Find Unattractive Wore a Crop Top and I Found Looking at Her Physically Painful. Turns out I just have appendicitis. The two were unrelated. Force me to look at your body and you force me to misidentify the cause of my symptoms.
It Happened to Me: I thought I mattered outside my desirableness to men. Haha, silly me. Here’s how some dudes from Reddit set me straight.
BREAKING NOW. FAT WOMEN EXIST AND OFTEN ENTER PUBLIC SPACES.
Massive Bic Layoffs in the Wake of Women Shaving Their Legs Less. “What we’re looking at here is a total economic collapse,” says CEO. “It is the end times. The end times feature a disappointing lack of smooth, hairless babes.”
THIN WOMEN OUTLAWED, ALL HETEROSEXUAL MEN NOW REQUIRED TO EXPRESS SEXUAL INTEREST ONLY IN WOMEN WEIGHING MORE THAN 200 POUNDS. Violators face ridicule and even BADLY HURT FEELINGS.
CULTURAL EVOLUTIONIST UNDERSTANDING OF LINK BETWEEN BODY SHAPE AND SEXUAL ATTRACTION UNEQUIVOCALLY REJECTED. “Yeah, that’s bullshit” say scientists.
CELEBRITIES NO LONGER FUNDAMENTALLY BETTER THAN YOU.
Fat people now considered human in radical new bill.
The Internet is now 96% Totally Smokin’ Selfies, Study Says. We’re all very distracted. By your hot face and bod.
Livestream: Unappealing straight boys crying about insufficient consideration paid to their genitals. Porn and media representation met their poor reality confrontation skills in the middle and now they’re confused as to what women actually look like. More at 11.