fat dirk

“rose can’t be black! she has blond hair!!”
“roxy’s hair can’t be pink, i don’t think she’d have access to dye after the apocalypse :)”
“um why are you drawing dirk fat? it’s unrealistic!”
“have you looked at dave’s sprite….. he doesn’t have that hairstyle…”

these kids were paradoxically cloned and their eye colours are practically neon, and you’re complaining that artists are being unrealistic by not sticking to common headcanons?