fat!so

How Godain finds out who Rin's dad actually is
  • Random kid: Yo mama so fat, the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
  • Suguro: shit, he's good. You got a comeback?
  • Rin: Relax, I got this.
  • Rin: *points at kid*
  • Rin: Dad.
  • Suguro, Shima, and Koneko: OOOOOOOH!
  • Godain: ... I don't get it
  • Shima: He just called the kid Satan
  • Godain: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
  • Godain: ...wait

anonymous asked:

What are the best positions for people to make love in if the giving partner has shorter equipment?

*blinks wildly*

Tonight in “Totally random” lol

Uhhh well I mean I’m not exactly well endowed but I’m also fat so I gotta maneuver a lot. Being ridden seems to work pretty well for me though.

BTS Reaction to Their GF Finding Out About Their Erection

Incognito; my request for you is a bts reaction to their girlyfriend finding out about their erection??

Note: I totally forgot I made this a while back lmfao I crack myself up | REPOSTED *credit to gif owners*


Jin ➳ He felt it slowly spring to life while you two were watching a movie at the movie theaters. You were too engrossed with the movie to notice how uncomfortable he was sitting, and as he put the popcorn container on the floor, your hand instantly went to his lap to grab more—only for it to jab his clothed erection. He stiffened and you flamed red, looking to Jin wide eyed as he slowly turned to you only to stare you down. “Sh.” He whispered, and you nodded; quickly turning away while not being able to keep your focus on the movie anymore.

Originally posted by jungkookiescookies


Suga ➳ He was sitting on the couch while you glared at him, his fingers were holding the loops of your pants while he pulled you closer to him and had you sit down on his lap. You felt something poke the inside of your thigh, and you wriggled around to find that your suspicions may be true once Yoongi tried to stiffle a moan. You raised an eyebrow, staring at the man as he gave you a mischievous grin and as you quickly tried to get back up; he held you in place. “I-is that your-?”

“Yes, yes it is.” He said, nodding while he slowly leaned in before catching your lips in a soft kiss.

Originally posted by jeonsshi


J-Hope ➳ You two were laughing madly on the bed before going to sleep, finding a hilarious video online and watching it over and over again. It was sort of sexual, but you passed it off as something normal and apart of the joke. The only thing is, someone else took it seriously, having some thoughts slowly drown him in. You threw your phone on the bedside table, turning off the lamp while you still giggled about the video until you pulled yourself into Hoseok’s chest, feeling something poking at your torso. You looked up to him, eyebrows furrowed and he winked at you, a small smirk reaching his lip. “Do you still want to have fun?”

Originally posted by theseoks


RapMonster You were annoyed with how Namjoon kept squirming and being outright awkward while you two were at a family ball. You had enough when someone tried talking to him but he just plain out ignored them, so you grabbed his hand and took him somewhere quieter, looking to his pocket and seeing something bulging out. You became angrier, glaring at the confused man. “Really? So your fat ass was hiding food?” You snapped, quickly reaching in his pocket only to nearly rip off his clothed erection.

You froze, slowly looking up to the man who was flushed from embarrassment. “Oh dear god.” He murmured in pain and you just walked away, too petrified to face him.

Originally posted by namseok


Jimin You had both been watching Fifty Shades Darker, and you couldn’t help but laugh at the sudden atrocious scenes that had taken place in the movie. You turned to Jimin to see if he found the movie as hysterical as you did, but when you found him blushing madly and struggling to keep his breath normal, you glanced down to find the large bulge threatening to rip itself out from his sweats and make itself known. “Oh,” you whispered as you smirked sadistically, leaning towards Jimin who was mortified and looked away quickly in embarrassment, “you must really enjoy this movie, huh, Jiminie?”

Originally posted by aestheticvbts


➳ He was innocently sitting on a bench at the park while he waited for you to come back from a clothing store nearby. You saw him, and on instinct ran while throwing yourself onto his lap and he immediately threw his head back, a groan escaping his lips as he turned to glare at you. You instantly got off him, apologizing over and over but he was still in pain. “Really?” He spat, looking towards the softening covered bulge. “Not only do you frustrate me but you also get to hurt me?” You began to splutter, looking away in fright and he only grabbed your wrist, pulling you to him as he got your full attention. “It’s time to go home.”

Originally posted by jeuguk


Jungkook ➳ You both were outside during the night, staring towards the stars littering the dusky sky. The air was calm, and as you kept teasing Jungkook he couldn’t help but smile at how happy you made him, that was, until you stumbled a little and grabbed onto his jeans, ahem, his clothed member to keep your balance. Your eyes widened, quickly letting go as you wondered if whatever you had felt was really there and when Jungkook’s smile vanished as he stared at you expectantly—time froze. “We should go inside.” He suggested, and you gulped, agreeing with the man.

Originally posted by jengkook


Masterlist

I woke up today and said, fuck the world! For all the girls struggling with stretch marks, rolls, love handles, fat, jiggles, everything that we are taught to hate, you know what we tell them haters? FUCK you! We have days where we hate ourselves so bad, but it’s only up to ourselves to take away that negative thinking. What is wrong with a fat girl being happy? So today, I’m going to love every jiggle, every curve, every particle of my body. I am going to love everything about my body that others had made me self-doubt my worthiness. My unapologetic fat Asian ass will be dancing, and there’s nothing more beautiful about that.

FITNESS TIPS✨💪🏼

Hi babes, I’ve been getting a ton of asks about fitness and health so I wanted to make a bigger more generalized post about it!!! DISCLAIMER: I am not a trainer or nutritionist or a doctor- these are just some tips I’ve learned along the way that have helped me!!

-For cardio to burn fat: HIIT. High Intensity Interval Training. Basically, you need to run for 20 or 30 minutes, alternating between walking and sprinting. You can do this on a treadmill, track, or even outside your house, whatever works!! 30 seconds of running and 90 seconds of walking is a good balance for me. This is the best way to burn fat!!! But you have to be consistent with it. Patience is key!

-Muscle burns fat, so incorporate strength training! Google some exercises to do with any weights you have in your house, or just do body weight exercise. Pushups, curlups, and pullups are all great!

-Get some sun!! Vitamin D is very important to overall health. Yes, excessive tanning or any tanning booth usage is damaging, but an hour or so of sun while wearing an SPF is very good for you!

-Drink Water. I know you’ve already heard it a million times. Just do it.

-Eat a diet high in protein and vegetables, and lower in carbs to increase muscle and burn fat! This is what works for me, but you can get a more personalized diet from your doctor. In general, reducing processed/boxed foods is always your best bet!!

Fatphobes are so ugly

You don’t know a fat person’s health by just looking at them. Just like how you don’t know a thin person’s health by looking at them. You are not my doctor.

Even if a fat person is unhealthy so fucking what? It’s none of your business. Fat people don’t owe you an apology for existing.

Amazing how if a fat person refuses to only eat salads or dares to eat in public, you think you have the right to harass them. As if the world revolves around you. You never give thin people shit for eating unhealthy foods, so why bother an innocent fat person? Oh right, you don’t see us as people.

As far as eating healthy goes, you don’t know by looking at someone if they have a food allergy. Or have food sensitivities or other food issues like my sensory issues. You also don’t know how accessible or affordable healthy foods are for them. Or if they have the time and spoons required to cook healthy foods. Are you going to buy healthy groceries and cook healthy foods for a fat person? No? Then shut the fuck up and let us buy and eat what we want.

If a fat person wants to work out, you ridicule them. If a fat person doesn’t want to work out or can’t, you ridicule them. So how the fuck are we supposed to exercise if we get shit for going to the gym? You can’t claim you want us to exercise and then mock us when we do.

A person’s worth is not dependent on their clothing sizes or weight. Do us all a favor and super glue your computer and lips shut.

-Mod Egg

Fire and Ice

Bucky x Reader Oneshot

Summary – Prompt #37 – God, why do you always make me blush so damn much!

Warnings – One curse word, a little angst, a little fluff, and a little PG-13 action!

Word Count – 3,305

Notes – This is my fic for Kait’s @bionic-buckyb 5K AU Writing Challenge.  I’m taking a page out of Anika’s @avengerofyourheart book and using my own life as inspiration for this fic.  As some of you know, I was in the Air Force before I became a teacher.  I was a Medical Technician (med tech for short) which basically meant I was an LPN.  RN’s were the officers (Lieutenants and Captains) and the med techs were enlisted (Sergeants and Chiefs).  This fic is basically the story of my insane crush on one of the doctors I worked with when I was stationed at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base 17 years ago.  He was the most beautiful man I’d ever seen in my life and every time I was near him, my face would turn so red!  Most of what happens in this fic actually happened to me. I never got the courage to talk to him, but I saw a picture of him a few years ago and he got old and fat, so maybe I dodged a bullet!  Anyway, he’ll always have a special place in my heart and this fic gives me an opportunity for some closure (and to finally put my fantasies into words!). As always, I enjoy reading all of your feedback, comments and questions!

Special Notes – The military is notorious for using acronyms, so here are the ones that I will be using in this fic.

·         Lt. – Lieutenant

·         LPN – Licensed Practical Nurse

·         RN – Registered Nurse

·         OTS – Officer Training School (boot camp for officers)

·         EJ – External Jugular Vein Cannulation (an IV that goes in the side of your neck)

Masterlist

Originally posted by thespoilerwitchblog

 

“Winter is coming. I repeat, Winter is coming.”

Bucky turned away from the blood pressure monitor to see Steve darting into the room.  “I’ve told you a thousand times to stop calling her that.”

“I’m not the one who started calling her the Ice Queen.  Blame Dr. Stark for that nickname.”

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anonymous asked:

Where do you think the dislike for fat people came from and why?

Same as every form of bigotry: hating the different. Anything that sticks out of the norm. Oppress it until it is vulnerable. Then abuse of it and keep it there so you feel better.

Fatphobia has huge ties with sexism and cultural-stereotypical standards of beauty. In the past fat was considered beautiful. In some cultures it still does.
In most cultures it is very distant from the standards of beauty and so fat is considered sexually gross. Anything that is not pleasant to the male’s eyes is considered worthless and undeserved of respect. That lack of respect  leads to all forms of oppression, abuse and dehumanization. 

- Mod Guillermo

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  • me @ my cat half the time: o;hhh my goodness you're just the best kitty in the w-ooorld you're so big and fat and cute how did you get so fat and cute
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Fragments - Part 8

Word Count: 3488

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of being roofied? 

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“Y/N!” Donna beamed so bright her smile could light up the night sky.

You smiled and pushed your hair behind your ear. “I uh…I got your message and I thought since I was close I’d stop in…unless it’s a bad time…”

“Never a bad time for you, get in here!” She practically pulled you inside, yanking you into a bone-crushing hug. “Dean called and said you were alive, I didn’t believe him, but here you are.”

“Here I am.”

“So…wanna get blingo’d, eat a buncha junk food, and have a girl’s night?”

“God, yes.” You smiled. “I see why we’re friends.”

Donna opened her home to you and let you use her shower while she ordered all kinds of take out. She laughed it off when you told her you had no idea what foods you liked best and said she’d take good care of you. You trusted her in that regard.

You walked out of the bathroom, your hair thrown up in a messy ponytail, wearing a pair of sweatpants and one of Dean’s flannels you’d stolen. Donna gave you a knowing smirk as you sat down next to her on the couch, peering into one of the takeout bags. “That’s Dean’s. Smells just like ‘em.” She laughed. “You take it or did he give it to ya?”

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I didn’t mean that- Yoongi

A/N: Well I’m back!! Yay! Hopy you’ll enjoy and sorry for a long absence.

WC: 2024

Summary:

Part: one shot

(gif not mine, cr to owners)

Originally posted by tearsavi

Dating an idol isn’t the easiest thing and you knew that. After begin in a relationship with Min Yoongi, or as fans call him, Suga for 2 years you realised that it’s hard and that it has it’s ups and downs. 

 You met him in a coffee shop. He bumped into you and spilled coffee all over you. Then he wanted to make it up to you so you two met again and had lunch together. You and Yoongi quickly became friends and after some time you two started dating.

  You really loved Yoongi and really cared about him. There were times that you and Yoongi had problems but so does every couple do. You two never had a very serious fight, that after it you didn’t talk to each other. Suga always made sure to show you how much he loved you. He would give 100 kisses and hug you all the time.  Even in front of his friends he’d show some kind off affection. And you always felt his love to you…well at least till now.

   You’ve noticed that Yoongi has been acting weird lately. After work he woulgo straight to sleep, in the morning he would leave without saying anything and he would wake up in the middle of the night and sit on his phone or computer. It wouldn’t be so weird but it seemed like he was avoiding you.

It stared to worry you because Yoongi was never like this. You stared thinking that he stoped loving you or that he was cheating on you. You had thoughts like this before because he’s an idol.  He’s popular all over the world and he could have any girl he wants and you’re just…you, a normal girl. But he assured you that he loves you and to him you are perfect.

One night you heard something in the kitchen and decided to go chcek it. You noticed that Yoongi wasn’t in bed so you figured that it was probably him in the kitchen. But you were wrong

.-Jin, what are you doing?- You asked him as you sat down by the table.

-Oh Y/N, I just couldn’t sleeo so I decided to get a glass of water.- he explained and sat next to you.

-And you?- He added.

-I heard a noise in the kitchen ans saw that Yoongi’s not in  the bed, so I thought it was him, but well.- You told him with a sad face.

-Y/N is everthing ok?- Jin ask concerned.

-Seokjin I don’t know what’s happening to him. He’s been acting so weird lately. He became so distaint, so cold towards me.- You looked at him with worried eyes

.-Don’t worry. I’m sure he’s ok and there’s nothing wrong.- Jin smiled at you and hugged at you.

At that moment you heard the door open. It was Yoongi. He went in and looked at you and Jin. Without saying anything he went to his room and you went after him.

-Where were you?- You asked as you closed the door.

-Nowhere, just went out for a walk.- He said without even looking at you.

-Baby, talk to me please.- You sat next to him and placed your hand on his shoulder.

-Y/N not now, I’m tired.- He brushed you hand off and went to sleep. 

 You felt even more sad and worried. You didn’t want to go to sleep now, not next to him. You went to the bathroom and looked at the mirror. You felt depressed and guilty. You stared feelling like all of this is your fault. That Yoongi became distant and that he stopped loving you. You stared sobbing and tried to be quiet  not to wake anyone up.

 After some time you heard someone waling towards the bathroom. You tried to calm yourself sown as you heard the voice.

-Y/N, are you there? Are you crying? What’s wrong?- You recognised this voice, it was Namjoon.

-I’m fine.-You opend the door and look at him.

-Well you’re clearly not because you’re crying.- He grabbed your hand you took you to the living room.

- So what’s wrong?- He asked and gave you the tissue.

You explained to him what was on you mind and how you feel about Yoongi’s behaviour. He told you to stop blaming yourself and not to worry that much. And that it’s probably because he’s stressed and busy. After that he went to sleep and you decided to  just sit here and think. You didn’t even realise that you feel asleep on the couch. When you woke up guys alredy left for practise.


~”Not Today” playing in the background~

-Okay guys that’s it for today. That was great. Rest and see you tomorrow.- The choregrapher said and went out. 

The practise just ended and Namjoon decided to talk to Yoongi after what happend yesterday. He couldn’t understand why his friend was acting so different and wanted to know what was going on in his mind.

  -Yoongi can we talk?- Namjoon came up to him.

  -Yeah, what’s up.?- Yoongi was curious what Namjoon wanted to talk about. -What’s the hell is going with you?- Rap Mon asked without hesitation. 

-What do you mean?- Suga was confused. 

-I talked with Y/N last night, she was crying. She told me that you are acting different and I also noticed it. She blames herself for that, she thinks you stopped loving and caring about her.- Namjoon said with serious face.

 -What? That’s ridiciuoulus. I love her and care about her. Why would she even think like that?- Yoogni was both worried and confused.

  -Yoongs you’ve been ignoring her for like 2 weeks and you didn’t give any fuck about her.- Leader looked dissapointed. 

-God damit you guys. All of you keep o picking up on me. Like fuck I’m just stressed an have a lot of work and you start thinking some weird shit.- Yoongi was angry. 

-Okay look calm down.-Namjoon tried to talk to him but Yoongi slammed the door and went out. 

-What happened?- All of the guys asked. 

-Nothing. But let’s not go home now.- Namjoon informed .

  -Why?- Tae asked.

  -That’s where Yoongi is going and he and Y/N need to talk.-Jin added. 


You heard the door slamming. You looked at that direction and saw Yoongi. He didn’t look happy. 

-What’s wrong?- You asked.

  -Nothing.- He said coldly. 

-No Yoongi. Can you stop begin do distant. Just fucking talk to me.- You couldn’t hold it in anymore

. -What Y/N!?  I don’t have anything to tell you. And even if I don’t want to talk to you right now.- He was getting more angry.

  -You’ve been acting like this for 2 weeks. You ignored me for 2 weeks and you don’t even want to tell me what’s wrong. What did you stop loving me? Are you cheating on me, did you fing someone else? Tell me.- You grabbed his arm and turnesd him around so that he was facing you. 

-ARE FUCKING CRAZY?! CHEATING? GOD DAMN Y/N WHAT ELSE DID YOU THINK HUH? THAT I’M DEPRESSED OR THAT I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF. I’M JUST A HUMAN, I TOO HAVE BAD DAYS AND CAN GET STRESSED BECAUSE OF WORK! AND WHEN I GET HOME I JUST WANT TO RELAZ AND YOU KEEP ON ANNOYING ME. I’M FED UP. I’M DONE WITH YOU. I DON;T WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGIAN. DO YOU GET IT?!- He looked at you with his eyes full of anger and saw you, with your eyes full of tears. 

-Yes I got it.- You’ve had enough, he just crossed the line. You ran out of there crying,. 

After that he realised what he has done. He screamed at you out of annoyence becaue he was stressed, he had so much work latley that he acted like not him. He did not meant what he said. None of it. He loves you so much and he doesn’t want to lose you. 

-Yoongi is everything alrighgt?- Jimin asked as he and guys came in. 

-I fucked up. I need to go and get her- That’s all he said. 

-Well then you better hurry cuz it’s pouring outside.-Jungkook added. 

Yoongi storemed out of the dorm. After realising what he had done he was devasted. If something happend to you because of him, because of what he said, he would never forgive himslef. He stared looking for you. He went to all your favourite places. His legs were weak and he was out of breath but he promised himself that he’s not gonna stop until he finds you. 

 He saw on you in front of a park that the two of you went to a lot. You were standig on the other side of the road. The rain was pouring and everything was unclear. He called you but you didn’t hear him nor saw him. You stared crossing the road when you heard someone calling your name. You looked up and saw Yoongi. He was saying something but you couldn’t really hear him. You didn’t want to see him or talk to him so you turned around and that’s when you saw lights. Car lights. They were getting closet so fat that you couldn’t react fast enough. Next thing you remeber was seeing Yoongi screaming your name and guys looking terrified. After that all you could see was black.

-Y/N!!- Yoongi screamd and ran to you. 

-Yoongi! We need to get her to the hospital.- Jin said and the guys agreed. 

Yoongi took you in his arms and ran to the van. He was so scared. You weren’t reacting to him  calling you and there was so much blood. As soon as he got to the hospital he look for a doctor. When the staff took you away Yoongi fell on the floor. He was exhausted. He was taken to other room to rest. 

When he woke up he saw guys Hosek, Tae and Jimin standig by the window. 

-How’s Y/N?- he immidietly asked. 

-She’s in another room. Namjoon and Jungkook are there and Jin is talking to the doctor.- Hoseok replied. 

-I wanna go see her.- Yoongi got up and started walking toward your room. He was standing in front of you room. 

He was too scared to go in. He blamed himself for what happend. 

  -Go in. We’re gonna wait here.- Jin told him. 

He went in and when he saw your face with bruises and laying there with your eyes closed he couldn’t hold it in. He sat next to your bed and held your hand. 

-I’m so sorry Y/N. It’s all m fault. If you hear me please forgive me. I was such an asshole to you. You were hurting and I didn’t even realised and asked. And now you’re laying here because of me. I’m so sorry baby.- He was sobbing when you felt how you squeezed his hand an d heard your soft voice. 

-Yoongi.- You slowly opend your eyyes and saw Yoongi.

-Y/N, thank god you’re okay. I was so worried. Y/N I’m so so sorry. It all happend because of me. I never ment for that to happen. I never wanted to hurt you. I know I was a dick but I was so stressed because there is a lot of work and I just… I’m so sorry baby.- He sounded so sad. 

-Yoongi…- You whispered. 

-I didn’t mean what I said. I love you and I would never cheat on you. You are the only one for me. I l love you so much.- He looked at you. 

-I love you too Yoongi. Just please don’t be like this again.- You smiled.  

-I promise.- He kissed you and laid next to you. 

After one week they released you from hospital and you and Yoongi were happy again. From now on whenever Yoongi has a lot of work and is stressed he talks to you and you two solve it together. Yoongi still blames himslef for what happend even though you are fine now. But you tell him that it’s not his fault and to just forget about it.