fastest man on earth

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for a prompt! santa monica by everclear

Nice, get some everclear in the mix! Thanks for the prompt :) 

“Look,” I say, “it’s not you, it’s me. I think I’m just heading in a different direction right now. I can’t let our relationship hold me back anymore.”

Light, fastest man on Earth, superhero extraordinaire, stops struggling against his bonds to stare at me. “Did you kidnap me to…break up with me?”

My heart skips a beat. “No! I mean, we’re not even, like, dating so I’m not. Obviously.” I adjust my rubber gloves nervously, tucking my lab coat more securely into them. “Just, um, letting you know that you don’t need to save the day anymore. From me at least.” I laugh and stop abruptly, face flushing. My laugh is off putting, so I hear.

Light speed kicks the chair I’ve tied him to and grimaces when it doesn’t break.

“It’s titanium,” I say, shoving my hands into my coat’s pockets. “I’ll let you go, just wanted to tell you goodbye, I guess. We, uh, probably won’t be seeing each other again.”

“Are you dying?” he asks, strangely alarmed. He lowers his voice. “Or is someone threatening you?” His eyes narrow. “Is it Technomaniac? Because he’s from Texas, this isn’t even his turf, I can contact the heroes down there to come get him–”

“I’m not being threatened,” I blurt out. He’d kick another villain out of LA for me? Why? “I just, it’s time for me to move on, that’s all. I, well…”

“You are dying,” Light says, face horrified. “Oh my god, and I threw you through that window last week!”

“I’m not dying!” I throw my hands up in the air. “I’m quitting being a villain!”

The words ring in the empty lab. All of my equipment has already been disposed of, the experiments, everything. I’m ready for a new start, totally and completely.

“You’re…quitting.” Light seems unable to comprehend it. “Like, quitting quitting? Or taking a break? Or maybe you mean rebranding, I hear that’s popular these days–”

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Skateboard // Pietro x Reader

A/N: Okay so I had to write my headcanon (pietro riding a skateboard while listening to music) so here it is! It’s more of a drabble than anything. *dragul meu translates to my love in Romanian*

Warning: None

Word Count: 100+

You couldn’t quite understand it, why would the fastest man on Earth use a skateboard as a use of transportation? Every single morning, once the sun was rising and before the early birds of Manhattan hoarded the sidewalks and streets, Pietro found himself rolling on his favorite board, the one you had bought him only a few months back. You could clearly remember the days he would nag you, asking for you to teach him how to ride one (since you always road one around central park while he ran next to you),and that was when you bought him one–and since that day, that’s all he has ever done.

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[6:19:37 PM] jim kirk: i cnat believe they just gave pietro fuckin like. nikes
[6:20:27 PM] spock: he has to wear shoes that last
[6:20:59 PM] jim kirk: nikes are very good shoes but they wont last on a dude who goes like 2000000 mph
[6:21:14 PM] spock: they mde special nikes for pietro
[6:22:16 PM] jim kirk: hello nike its me the fastest man on earth i need shoes that can withstand traveling at 2000000 mph thanks