fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy

Thoughts by Peaches #2

So my partner Morgan has never seen the original Star Wars trilogy, so I give her my copies of Star Wars Despecialized so she can get the authentic experience. 

Just like all Star Wars fans, she’s fallen in love with the Millennium Falcon. 

“God the Falcon is a great ship!” 

So I say: Here, allow me to show you today’s vehicular equivalent to the Falcon. 

Morgan: Oh my god.

Me: Keep this picture in mind during the following.

Needless to say, we all love that thing. It’s the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.