fasterrrr

96neko whining to Soraru
96neko, soraru who gave in

soraru was practicing the guitar chords for the song rain stops goodbye because 96neko said she wanted to sing a ballad using his guitar but soraru took too long and she just decided to whine to him to get what she wants wwwww

Soraru: yep, this should be fine

96neko: Yosh~

Soraru: Ah wait a while

96neko: AAaAAAAA you’re slowwww~~~ I’m tired of waiting~~~ Just do it~~ Fasterrrr!!!!~~ Hurry Up!!! Hurry up~~~ Let’s hurry up!! 

Soraru: you’re noisy… wwww

96neko: Let’s just hurry to the real thing!!! EHHHH I’m tired of all this waiting~~ I’ve even opened the window for the lyrics. The lyrics is already out in front of meeeeeeee~ you’re slow!!~ You keep saying practice practice, i know it’s tough to suddenly tell you to do the real thing, i know it will be soooo sooo toughhh but even soooooo. I’m waiting for you. Even though i’m waiting for you, you aren’t even giving a response, as if im talking to a guitar—–

Soraru: I got it i got it i got it i got it

96neko: yay, let’s do this

Soraru continues not to start the song

… 

96neko: Even though im waitingggggggg!! wwwwww

Soraru: okay okay i get it. so i will play it and you just have to sing

Spy learning English Headcanon/Ficlet

Spy spoke French, so Latin was easy for him to learn. Of course, Latin was the doorway to every other romance language. (Spanish, Italian, etc.) But something about English had always been a challenge to him. Maybe it was because he’d learned it later in life, or maybe it was the fact that it was less similar to Latin and French than the others, but whatever the reason, it was difficult for him.

This was a source of great embarrassment to him, and so whenever he would forget an English word, it would be one of the few times he’d lose his composure and blush, or even leave the conversation to pour over French to English dictionaries to find the word and burn it into his brain.

The others picked up on this fast and Scout would find it amusing to make up words and watch Spy fret for hours when he couldn’t find them in his books. Soldier would get increasingly angry with him when he couldn’t speak what Soldier called, “American”. Demo, Heavy, and Medic tried to help him, remembering when they learned English, themselves, but Spy would always turn them down simply because he was too arrogant to accept help. 

Eventually, it got to a point where Spy would just sometimes not speak for fear of saying the wrong word or conjugating his sentences incorrectly. Engie tried building him a pocket translator, so he wouldn’t have to turn to the large stack of books in his bunk every time, but Spy was still too stubborn to use it. He could speak complex languages like Irish Gaelic and Japanese, so why not this simple one? 

Finally, Sniper put an end to all the madness. 

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Truth or Dare pt. 2

PROMPT: COULD YOU MAYBE CONTINUE THE TEUTH OR DARE THING AH

A/N - Hehe, I’m glad people liked it so much,,, I’m too lazy to do the whole shabang so here’s the full link;

http://foreverstuckin09.tumblr.com/post/147392631281/truth-or-dare

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“Fuck Him” PJ said with a strict tone to his voice. Phil’s gaze instantly went to Dan, who seemed to have gotten impossibly harder at the thought

Anxiety filling him, he nodded with hesitance and slid off Dan’s pants and boxers, planning to just get this over with ASAP

“Phil, pleeease, hurry” Dan whined, a mewl slipping past his parted lips. “’M trying” Phil muttered, a slight hint of annoyance in his voice

When both Phil and Dan’s clothing was pooled on the floor, he sat Dan upright and stood in front of him so his cock was near Dan’s mouth

“Suck it.” Phil demanded, his eyes crinkling a bit when he feels the warmth of Dan’s mouth around his length

A groan echoed through the room when Phil stared at Dan. His lips were stretched around Phil’s dick, eyes squeezed shut, and nose crinkled a bit

“Get it wet. This is the only lube we have” Phil’s voice was getting lower and lower every time he said something, his hands tangled in Dan’s curling brown mess of hair

Dan began bobbing his head as best he could, multiple whines slipping out, causing a small vibration to run up Phil’s cock

He grunted as Dan began to take all of Phil in slowly, his cheeks hollowed and tongue lapping at the underside of Phil’s length

When Phil was almost positive he was wet enough, he pulled Dan’s mouth off, making a satisfying ‘pop'ing sound, and shoved him to the ground

Ass in the air, hands on either side of his body, and face down with the side of his face rested on the floor. Phil could get used to seeing Dan like this

When Phil started to slide in, he realized Dan must have fucked himself with a dildo before the party, because Phil seemed to have slid in smoothly

Whines and grunts filled the room as Phil began thrusting, going at a slow pace incase Dan was still sensitive

“Fasterrrr” he heard the bottom gasp out through gritted teeth, his hands enthusiastically clawing at the marble flooring

Phil smacked his ass as a punishment for speaking, but obliged more than happily, speeding up his pace and watching as Dan’s hole stretched around Phil’s cock

“Fuck… Look at you, your pretty little ass is almost eating me up” Phil groaned as he watched. He was almost in a trance, watching himself disappear and reappear in and out of Dan’s hole

A loud moan echoed through Phil’s ears when he changed his angle, a smirk spreading on his face. Soon enough, he was pounding into Dan’s sensitive spot, his hands rested on his hips

“Yeah that’s it… Take my fucking cock you whore. All of it. such a good fucking slut for me” Was all Phil could get out before he came, hard and messy inside of the brunette

Dan chanted “Fuck, fuck me, ah ah ah, yeah, please Phil!” As he came in white Spurs all over his pale chest, panting heavily, his back arched

Phil pulled out, snickering at the small desperate whine Dan emits as his hole clenches against air

Phil stood up, slid his hands on, and waited for Dan to do the same before picking him up marriage style

“I’m taking him home. He’s fucked out and needs rest. I’ll text you later peej.” And with that. They went home and slept, both dreaming about the other.

The View From Here

characters: you, vernon

genre: fluff :)

 word count: 514


“Hansol! Walk fasterrrr!” You dragged the lazy boy with you as you struggled to walk to the next rollercoaster. Even though it was Vernon’s idea to come here for a date, you already knew he was only doing it because you loved it.

“Why? So we can go on it and then have you get scared and vow to not go on another? But then go on another?” he said, his left eyebrow raised.

“Vernonnnn! Please! I won’t get scared this time!” you paused to pout at him.

“Alright, whatever you say.” he finally gives in and lets you drag him to the rollercoaster. He pulled his phone out of his pocket to check the time. It was only 5 minutes before the sun set, and he especially wanted to go on the ferris wheel with you, knowing your fear of heights, he’d be able to protect you and initiate skinship.

You both got into the two seats of the roller coaster, glad that it was 2 seats per train as you were going to scream a lot. Once the rollercoaster started moving down the track, Vernon took your hand and squeezed it reassuringly. You squeeze your eyes shut and hope for the best as the roller coaster starts going faster.

After three minutes of crazy loops and going upside down, you and Vernon had gotten off the rollercoaster alive. But this time, instead of you pulling him somewhere, he started pulling you.

“Where are we going now?” you asked, your eyes looking around at your surroundings. He laughed at how innocent and confused you looked.

“You’ll see.” he continued dragging you through the park.

After 10 minutes of walking to the other side of the park, you gasped as he stopped right in front of the ferris wheel.

“No way. I’m not going on that, Vernon.” you said as you started turning around to walk the opposite way.

“Aw, c’mon y/n! You’ll be fine.” he says as he drags you into one of the carriages attached to the ferris wheel. You sit down and he sits beside you.

“Vernon! You’re going to tip the thing over if we both sit on this side!” you freak out.

“You’re so cute. We’ll be fine!” he laughs at you as he reaches his arm around your shoulders and pulls you closer. You shriek a bit as the carriage shakes a little. You guys were almost to the top now, and you had to admit that the view from here was quite pretty, with the sky looking like cotton candy and the lights of the whole city beneath you.

“See, it’s not so bad, right? The view from here is almost as gorgeous as you.” you cringed at his cheesy words and turned to see look at him, who had been looking at you the whole time. He smiled and took in all the beauty that was you. You smiled back, snuggling into his side. You reached the top of the ferris wheel, and he leaned in, until a pair of soft lips were on yours.

ASHDSHGJ THE SHADOWHUNTERS WEDDING PREVIEW

This clip is tearing me apart because

Alec looks so conflicted and lost

and Lydia looks so excited which actually breaks my heart

and Izzy is like *wtf this man is gay!!* 

and Alec is still like this can’t be happening

and Izzy’s still like “wrong move bruh”

and Magnus is all “I’m here boo”

and Alec’s secretly like “yes my prince charming my knight is glittering armor”

and lydia’s like “???”

and Izzy is like “omFg mALEc shIP It oTP”

and Magnus with that sass

and that gaze of desire

and aleC SECRETLY REJOICING LIKE OMG BY BABY MY LOVE UR HERE

I NEED TUESDAY TO COME FASTERRRR

AU modern SebaCiel idea ~


   One day  the young  Ciel Phantomhive was walking home from school, the path empty and deserted ….all until suddenly many footsteps could be heard, from the left and right. Looking at both directions the boy can only briefly realize that he is to be pushed over by two street groups, landing right between them as the argument is already left loose and the fight begins. His bag is stepped on, he himself is unable to pull away since people keep on bumping into him, making Ciel release few smaller helps. What surprises him then was a harsh tug on his arm, someone helped him to stand up in the whole chaotic mess where he himself still had problems with understanding what was happening. The one helping him up was now almost dragging him behind himself, avoiding the loud crowd but not the few guys that saw them running away. So to shake them off they have to take few paths that Ciel himself never took a step in, wondering if the person that first helped him, was now perhaps just taking him to another hell. But the thoughts disappear as soon as they came when the two finally stop and hide in a really tiny space of an alley, waiting, listening. The persons hand keeps them close to their body, shielding them from possible attacks to come. Ciel is by now breathing hard, and in all the fear he clutches closer to the body that was,now he noticed, bigger than his and by far more masculine. After few minutes it is only silence they hear and finally he hears a mans deep voice ,telling him if he is ok and that now he can let go~while he chuckles at the end. -That is where he and Sebastian meet for the first time.That is where Ciel feels his heart skip a beat when Sebastian calls him a cute little thing and smiles at him, and the moment that he almost hits Sebastian in the face for saying that.

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Dear SM, Time is essential in everyone's life. Now. If you value your life, give ELFs the teaser! Dammit! We still have to go to school, run errands and such. Me, I am almost late for class now. But I am freaking waiting. Waiting. Don''t let me have more gray hairs ok? Please. Release it already.