fassbender situation

ok so a while ago my French teacher asked me what my favourite films were, and I mentioned Shame amongst a billion others

She took this as a recommendation to watch the film, and came in today with the story of how she watched 2 hours of Fassy peen… with her boyfriend. She said (while I was in fits of laughter) it was the most awkward film she’d ever watched, and I had to explain that the film was much more suitable for Fassbender fans.

Now Rob, her boyfriend, thinks I’m a creepy teen.