fashion made by you

met gala: okay this year we made the theme a very specific fashion brand so you know EXACTLY what to wear since yall fucked it up last year 

emma roberts breaking out yet another H&M looking cocktail dress:

so we all know that fake ah crew jeremy’s fashion sense (or lack thereof) is a thing, but i kind of like to imagine that like on the first day he’s working for the fahc, he walks into the penthouse and he’s just dressed in like a regular t-shirt and jeans

but then he looks at the fucking crew:

  • geoff is in a three-piece suit, which, okay, but he seems to wear it everywhere? and in hundred-degree weather? jeremy is half convinced he wears the thing to sleep
  • jack is in possibly the loudest hawaiian shirt jeremy has ever seen, like his eyes might be burning a little bit, and she appears to have an inexhaustible supply of them
  • gavin clearly has some kind of gold aesthetic going on and never takes off his sunglasses
  • skull mask. enough said. (also jeremy’s heard rumors that ryan also has his chest hair shaved into a skull, but that can’t be true. right?)
  • and michael– well, michael looks fine, actually, until he turns around, and there’s a huge fuckoff wolf on the back of his jacket for no discernible reason 

and so jeremy’s kind of like ahaha– oh wait you’re serious, and after working with the crew for a  week or two he decides what the hell and heads for the nearest clothing store. picks out purple and orange shit while the clerk looks on in horror and he snags a cowboy hat on his way out because why not.

he shows up at the penthouse the next day and immediately everyone is like what. the fuck are you wearing. and generally brutally makes fun of him

jeremy is like “are you kidding?? have you seen yourselves??” and everyone sort of looks down at themselves and at each other and are basically like what? this is perfectly fine. we have made excellent fashion choices. you however are an assault on my eyes and against nature.

jeremy is very tired. (he sticks with the clashing colors because mama didn’t raise no quitter)

Here comes dat Spoi!!!!

o merde waddup

Best Friends (Jungkook one shot smut)

Originally posted by grape-joon

A/N: The link kept spazzing so I had to repost, sorry xx

Summary: You slept with your best friend, Jungkook. A mistake, a drunken adventure destined to gnaw at your mind. But what’s worse? You have feelings for him. 

Genre: Smut, Angst (oh boy), fluff

Pairing: You x Jungkook

Word count: 5k

Warnings: Smut, mentions of drinking

You’ve had so many dirty dreams about Jungkook already. So many dreams that felt so real. That’s why when you reached over and touched his arm, you almost fell off of the bed.

You jumped up, dragging the sheet with you to wrap around your very naked body. It was as if he was a complete stranger you woke up next to by the way you backed up and away from the bed. It was worse than that.

It was your best friend.

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Brighter than a shooting star, shine no matter where you are~

I worked on this dress for ages last fall, and finally had a chance to shoot it! The skirt is a NASA accurate map of the northern hemisphere, complete with a rhinestone where every major star should be. It was super cool to shoot this at a real observatory too!

Photography by Daniel Chen

This… stuff? Oh… ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. You’re also blindly unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St. Laurent, wasn’t it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.

Hannibal fic prompt: Will Graham is way too pretty
  • will graham: i’m a grouchy unsociable loner
  • jack crawford: you have 14 restraining orders against ex-girlfriends, ex-hairdressers, and ex-coworkers who randomly fell in love with you after seeing you once in the Quantico cafeteria
  • will graham: where i eat ALONE at a table by the window ALONE
  • beverly katz: people literally choke on their food around you because they forget how to breathe and chew at the same time
  • will graham: no one likes me or invites me to social events
  • beverly katz: you got invited to mark's retirement party just last week, you ruined three relationships just by walking around the room once, the only thing you told mark was 'sorry to see you go' and the poor old bastard offered to leave his wife of 25 years for you
  • will graham: i sweat like a pig
  • jimmy price: you don't sweat like a pig, you glisten like a sea-sprayed statue of antinous
  • will graham: my unironic lumberjack clothes fit me poorly
  • brian zeller: you made 'lumberjack slob' the leading fashion trend in the Washington metropolitan area.
  • will graham: my students applauded me once for shooting a suspect, it was inappropriate
  • beverly katz: wanna talk inappropriate, your students once gave you a five-minute standing ovation for drinking from a water bottle
  • will graham: alana rejected my awkward and fumbling advances
  • alana bloom: my self-esteem couldn't handle me not being the pretty one in the relationship
  • will graham: supermarket tabloids cast aspersions on my character
  • freddie lounds: how else am i going to justify devoting 8 pages to long-range photos of you playing with your dogs or wandering around your property in your underwear? btw calvin klein's people called, they're ready to offer you six figures to model those cute little boxer briefs you favor
  • will graham: help me jack i am so broken and vulnerable!..
  • jack crawford: sorry buddy, i'm going to have to talk with my back to you from now on, bella told me not to look at you ever again after i called out your name during our anniversary sex
  • will graham: WELL FINE SCREW ALL OF YOU I'LL JUST TALK TO THIS SHRINK I AM BEING FORCED TO SEE BECAUSE MY AIR OF MYSTERY, SELF-SACRIFICE, AND LOVE OF RESCUING ABANDONED ANIMALS ARE ALL SO OFF-PUTTING
  • dr. hannibal lecter: ...
  • dr. hannibal lecter: hello! i know we literally just met, but all i want to do for the rest of my life is cook you delicious meals and fill my mansion with drawings of your face and butt
  • will graham: ...
  • dr. hannibal lecter: sorry, i don't think i'm saying this right. my apologies, english is my fifth language.
  • will graham: ah ok
  • dr. hannibal lecter: what i meant to say was, i want to give you all my infinite money and also babies
  • will graham: fml
50 Questions to Ask Me About NCT!
  1. The 7th Sense or Firetruck?
  2. Who’s your bias?
  3. Bias wrecker?
  4. What song did you last to last?
  5. When did you start liking SMROOKIES/NCT?
  6. Favorite vocalist?
  7. Favorite dancer?
  8. Favorite rapper?
  9. Favorite NCT Life in Seoul episode?
  10. Favorite NCT Life in Bangkok episode?
  11. Favorite ship?
  12. Dance-line or Vocal-line?
  13. Vocal-line or Rap-line?
  14. Cute Taeyong or Sexy Taeyong?
  15. Favorite member that hasn’t debuted?
  16. What song are you most excited about on the mini album?
  17. Favorite ‘The 7th Sense’ stage?
  18. Long hair Ten or short hair Ten?
  19. Curly haired Jaehyun or straight haired Jaehyun?
  20. What hair color do you prefer on Taeyong?
  21. What concept do you wish that NCT would try next?
  22. If you could choose the next sub-unit to debut, who would it be?
  23. Most underrated member?
  24. Most likely to get a solo debut?
  25. Would you rather see NCT on Running Man or Weekly Idol?
  26. If you choose our fandom name, what would it be?
  27. First bias?
  28. How long did it take you to learn all their names?
  29. Who do you want to see NCT collaborate with?
  30. Favorite SMROOKIES SHOW performance?
  31. Favorite fancam?
  32. Once Again or Switch?
  33. If you could choose where NCT Life Season 3 is filmed, where would you choose and why?
  34. Where do you see NCT in a year?
  35. Which member has the best fashion sense?
  36. Has NCT ever made you cry?
  37. How did you discover NCT?
  38. Favorite teaser pic?
  39. Bassbot or 0701 dance practice?
  40. Favorite SMROOKIES video?
  41. Most handsome member?
  42. Favorite pre-debut photo?
  43. Did you pre-order the mini-album?
  44. Cutest member?
  45. Sexiest member?
  46. Member you want to bring home to your mom?
  47. If you had NCT in class, what member would you most likely sit next to?
  48. What member are you closest to in age?
  49. What member are you closest to in height?
  50. If you had to choose your ideal type, who would it be?

okay but i saw this post pointing out that greed (the second one, greedling) was wearing his suit when we first see him, and speculated that someone must have gone and got it for him because if greed had done it it would have been some of that ridiculous fashion he wears originally

anyways i bet you anything the person they made go out and get it was kimblee. evidence? greed ends up wearing a fuckin suit. like kimblee, who definitely like suits, and likes picking out the best and most expensive ones. hed probably like.  not be asked to do anyone’s shopping ever unless it was this One Specific Thing because envy is like “how do i save my brother from his awful fashion sense” and his solution is “have the best-dressed member of our group go buy him clothes”

Now that I got you wrapped up in my arms, there ain’t nobody else to hold. 🖤

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ai haibara + happy for @diamondsinmymouth

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I thoroughly enjoyed what Park Jimin wore to the airport one day so I recreated it. The only differences are 1) I am not Park Jimin and 2) I am in my bedroom and not an airport.

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