Can we talk about Harry styles and how he's simultaneously an awkward noodle-limbed human and a gorgeous fashion icon model??
you’re talking about henrold vs Harry Styles™️ and i’m very invested in this topic
here we have henrold. a bean, a beauty, an enigma all in one. he also goes by hercule, henri, hollando, henrietta, heffrey, harriet, henriqué, and harold. his many pseudonyms make him all the more enigmatic, and this means that he comes in many forms. you must be very particular when attempting to spot Henrold. i’ll provide a few examples to make it easier for all involved.
a drunk hollando. gives u a lil bit of sass so u know he’s his true self, but is actually plastered
henrole shows himself, glamour and all
a disgruntled harriet, ready to speak his mind but also wary of the repercussions
hercule, chuffed at his own achievements, flashes his iconic dimples…… a true Cheeseball™️
the most henri of them all, the Best Henri. smiling big, hawaiian shirt… the epitome of everything harold
and now we move on… to Harry Styles by Harry Styles™️, a casual model turned pop sensation turned rockstar turned bane of my existence
where’s his fragrance????? Harry Edward… where
a beauty and a wonder
look at this smooth motherfucker…. Styles™️ at his prime
witch harry ready to rock and roll but also provide you with the best herbal remedy for your cold
here we have Harry Styles reaching peak Rockstar™️, making both all woman and Dads fall in love with him. an icon that can never be matched. the most dangerous of them all when paired with henri. enjoy hell and suffering 🙃 you’re very welcome
lmao i’m making an anger-fueled summary of finnish f1 history and instead of starting with the logical choice aka my love keke i’m like “you know who’s also iconic and the first important finn? nina fucking rindt”
i always remember that photoshoot of matt dressed in the leather trousers and also dressed like a high school english teacher
okay first of all i gotta say, photoshoots are different bc it’s not really matthew dressing himself but this look is fucking iconic (ignoring the socks) everything about this look is so good ??????
also high school english teacher???? are we talking about this???? because yes, i mean, still a very hot high school english teacher, but i definitely see your point. idk what it is with this look, it seem like a bit of a mess… like could they at least have had him tuck the shirt in???
alright, recently my mind has been kind of barren but i really wanted to write something, so this here’s a crack actor au drabble in the form of shitty headlines. also posted in this drabble collection on ao3
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