Your name is FART. As was previously mentioned it is your FART. A number of FARTS are scattered about your room. You have a variety of FARTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE FARTS. You like to fart farts but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL FARTS, and are an aspiring AMATEUR FARTER. You also like to play FARTS sometimes.