farting intensifies

6

I made a color-coded chart explaining my actions

Keep in mind, Josh was a friend of mine and I knew he liked me as more than a friend so I would tease him about it but THAT DOES NOT GIVE HIM PERMISSION OR CONSENT TO SEND ME, OR ASK FOR, NUDES. POLITELY DECLINING THEM BECAUSE I WAS NOT OF AGE DID NOT WARRANT HIM ASKING TO EJACULATE ON MY CHEST. SAYING I WAS NOT INTERESTED IN A PARTNER, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE, SHOULD HAVE DETERRED HIM, AND STATING MY BEING UNDERAGE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A RED FLAG TO AN ADULT MAN.

so today i made myself a shitty mini sound booth with a laundry basket and mattress foam

[PROFESSIONAL-SOUNDING FART NOISES INTENSIFY]

If I have to reblog the Josh explanation post again I’ll do it I’ll do it until my mouse crumbles under my fingertips and my blog will be broken in a never-ending state of reblogging that post and even thousands of years into the future when the internet is merely a whisper of an old folktale that post will still be being reblogged