funny thing that happened today

i went to the toilet at uni and a girl came in right after me. so we were in the stalls and there was this awkward silence of ‘who’s gonna go first’. I decided to go first & started peeing, then as she joined in, there was this super loud fart that came from the stall she was in. she immediately stopped both peeing and farting. like it wasnt supposed to come out, the fart betrayed her. now if it was me, id be embarrassed so i thought maybe she was embarrassed too. there was another awkward silence…so i decided let out a loud fart as well, to give her the message that it’s ok, there is nothing to be ashamed of. like shrek once said “better out than in”. i think she got the message because few seconds later, she let it all out. she farted like her life depended on it, like she had been waiting for this moment all her life. i could feel the relief as she let it all free. it was amazing

long story short we’re fart friends now ((im not sure if she knows it tho)  and never be ashamed to let your ass play its anal acoustics freely