the signs trying to cover up a fart

aries: aggressively blames it on the nearest person

taurus: awkward laughter for two minutes straight

gemini: thinks up excuse to leave, walks away before their friends smell it

cancer: screams at anyone who accuses them of doing it

leo: denies it to the grave

virgo: blushes, runs away on the verge of tears

libra: farts again just because they’re cool enough to get away with it

scorpio: acts repulsed so dramatically that no one could ever think they did it

sagittarius: turns it into a hilarious joke

capricorn: would never fart in public in the first place

aquarius: owns up to farting, still manages to make everyone feel guilty for teasing them

pisces: didn’t even notice that they farted