I was looking at this guy’s Instagram account. Calls himself an artist. I kept looking for the art and all I saw was one piece. The rest were just photos of himself, with Photoshop filters slapped on. Granted, he’s a good looking guy, but there was no thought of composition, color, etc. And I realized THIS WAS HIS ART! Ugh! The pretense! So I thought I’d be pretentious and post some shots from the new books, all fartified, so I can now call myself a fartist, as well.
I think the second one makes me look like the interior of a 70s makeout van. Shagadelic. Picture four looks like Lily Tomlin’s phone operator as Helen Keller’s teacher in The Miracle Worker.