fart thunder

tfw u have to read 14th century fabliau for english but it turns out to be a story about a man mistaking a woman’s very coarse-haired asshole for a beard he didn’t know she had as he kisses it in the dark, through a window, as she is hanging out with her secret lover whom together with she managed to convince her husband of the coming flood sent by god himself so that she could get away with cheating on him, 

her secret lover farting “thunderously” in aforementioned man’s face in the exact same situation, through the exact same window, at a later time and being branded on the ass with a hot poker as punishment for it, 

adultery

 and scheming.