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Sasha Velour’s drag race look book

The Signs as Quotes from Season 9 of Drag Race
  • Capricorn : "I was whispering that I wanted Blac Chyna and I'm VERY upset"
  • Aries : The whole "Valentina, your smile is beautiful!" speech
  • Taurus : "Can I take a smoke break?"
  • Gemini : "This year's Miss Congeniality is.... Valentina!"
  • Cancer : "You don't love me"
  • Pisces : "*Farrah Moan crying noise*"
  • Leo : "Farrah Moan, shut up"
  • Virgo : "*Sasha Velour screaming*"
  • Libra : "I'm sorry I insinuated that you were a prostitute"
  • Scorpio : "WHY ARE Y'ALL ACTING NEW"
  • Sagittarius : "Pillsbury called, they want their rolls back"
  • Aquarius : "*Any time Nina Bonina Brown says the other queens were plotting against her*"
my favorite moments of rpdr9 this far

-Jaymes Mansfield’s fucking flip on the cheer challenge

-Aja going off on Valentina

-Any acting Trinity has done (minus the roast)

-Shea trying to look out for Nina

-Shea and Sasha’s pure chemistry

-Farrah Moan’s ugly cry when Eureka goes home

-Princess Banana Girl

Zodiac signs as RPDR season 9 quotes

Aries: Don’t joke about that

Taurus: No, you’re done, because I’m gonna tell you why you’re done

Gemini: I can’t wait to get out of here and be a hoe!

Cancer: I’m a good girl, I am

Leo: I can’t wait to knock you out of your winner place

Virgo: You didn’t say JK!

Libra: I call shade!

Scorpio: You are perfect, you are beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you’re a model

Sagittarius: Could you shut up a second?

Capricorn: Do I look upset to you?

Aquarius: Sue me!

Pisces: *Farrah crying*

When I force myself to go to work because I need the money, even though I'm really sick:

Feeling bad for letting customers use my pen to write checks, feeling bad about touching all of their things with my germs, offering hand sanitizer every chance I get…… and then I get that ass hole customer who starts yelling at me over a price difference of 5 cents…


¡Escándalo! - {Farrah x Valentina} C*NT

Hi guys! It’s been awhile, this is my first time writing a pair other then Biadore 😁 I don’t know why, but I really ship these two season 9 beauties. Flashbacks in italic. 2k+ of drabble, a teeny miniscule amount of smut (if you can even call it that), and TW for spanking! Enjoy!. Btw, I use Valentina’s boy name James in the begining, just to clarify that I’m not referring to Jaymes Mansfield or anything like that. Not sure if I will write another part to this, let me know if you guys are into it.

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