farrah cry

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Sasha Velour’s drag race look book

my favorite moments of rpdr9 this far

-Jaymes Mansfield’s fucking flip on the cheer challenge

-Aja going off on Valentina

-Any acting Trinity has done (minus the roast)

-Shea trying to look out for Nina

-Shea and Sasha’s pure chemistry

-Farrah Moan’s ugly cry when Eureka goes home

-Princess Banana Girl

¡Escándalo! - {Farrah x Valentina} C*NT

Hi guys! It’s been awhile, this is my first time writing a pair other then Biadore 😁 I don’t know why, but I really ship these two season 9 beauties. Flashbacks in italic. 2k+ of drabble, a teeny miniscule amount of smut (if you can even call it that), and TW for spanking! Enjoy!. Btw, I use Valentina’s boy name James in the begining, just to clarify that I’m not referring to Jaymes Mansfield or anything like that. Not sure if I will write another part to this, let me know if you guys are into it.

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3. The Fun In Funeral (Season 9 Episode 6)

I understand that Eureka will be returning for season 10, but one year is practically a millennia in gay years. So, it’s pretty understandable that the other queens gather around to eulogize Eureka during Untucked. By the time she reincarnates, everything will be changed - Trinity will be nice to her, Farrah will be crying, Charlie might have moved another inch across the mainstage.

Speaking of her frenemy, I love Trinity’s vacant expression as the other girls share their favorite memories of Eureka.

She as a face full of botox and a soul full of regret. Even Trinity takes a moment to express that she should have been a little more fair to Eureka while she was still here.

After Trinity’s lament, the queens go one by one around in a circle to talk about their feelings:

Farrah: “She was my best friend since Day 1.”

Aja: “Eureka was so real and that’s what I love about her.”

Alexis: “I take responsibility for the visual choices I made for this funeral today, so I own that this is my choice, but I helped many of you on other days. Did no one think to say, “Alexis, do you want to rethink that?”

In the middle of eulogizing, the producers stop Shea in order to roll out a TV with a message for Nina. Even in death, Eureka finds a way to interrupt someone!

-5 Funniest Moments From RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9 Episode 6