farm kittens

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Here’s one of the farm kittens (named Smokey by my younger sister) - he’s a bit of a derp and likes to bite fingers attempting to do a boop. He also likes to make the occasional appearance on Emmerdale

interesting ways to get a cat

- plan to get a cat, visit a friend who has a farm, all the kittens run away despite being careful, hear a very loud purring all of a sudden while a pair of eyes open in a dark spot between two balls of hay. achievement unlocked: first cat obtained.

- have your cat on the pill but she still manages to have 1 kitten that she stops feeding after a week so you think he’s going to die in the next days despite the care your family gives him but actually he’s 17 now and still going

- have dinner with half your family, be very loud and joyful, then be interrupted by a small meowing and find a young cat sitting on the bench next to you

- have your dad visit friends that have a farm, unexpectedly meet a very fat kitten and “well i couldnt leave her there could i so i found a shoe box and”

- its raining and you hear scratching and meowing at the back door and when you open a grown cat soaked with water and mud is screaming at you and decides this is her house now where are the kibbles

- open a dumpster. a young cat jumps on it, meows at you, jumps in it. you think, well, alright, and leave. you hear a meowing behind you. its the cat. you pet the cat. you leave. you hear a meowing behind you. its the cat. you shoo it away. you get to your house. you hear a meowing behind you

- so lets say you have two six months old kittens who are very into being outside. one is very interested in the bushes next to the garden gate. theres a kitten there. he’s licking her. thats his friend there can we keep her? please. she is small and wild but she loves him. please. you keep the cat

- your friend is in the veranda. you hear a commotion. you find your friend on her hands and knees looking under some furniture while one of your cats is disstressingly meowing from a few meters away. “fuck no, not this again,” you think, “hey, so, theres three kittens under there,” she says