faris badwan,

catseyesworld#oilslicklips & KILLER KIDS
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AS SOME PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW US MAY HAVE PICKED UP ON, RACHEL AND I BOTH HAVE AN OBSESSIVE SIDE- BUT RACHEL’S IS BEYOND.. SHE STARTED LEARNING HARMONICA/ SHE BANKRUPTS HERSELF BUYING 50 HARMONICAS; SHE LIKES LASAGNA/ SHE FINDS 15 DIFFERENT PARMESAN GRATERS; SHE GETS INTO BAKING/ I GET FORCE-FED COOKIES FOR 3 MONTHS.

SO RACHEL RECENTLY STARTED GETTING INTO MAKEUP EXPERIMENTS. I WAS HAPPY TO LET HER PRACTICE ON ME AT FIRST.. BUT NOW I’M TRAPPED IN A HELLISH WHIRLWIND OF GLITTER AND LIP GLOSS, WITH TRUE CRIME RERUNS ON TV IN THE BACKGROUND.

SO STAY TUNED AS I GET REACQUAINTED WITH “KILLER KIDS” AND “WHEN MOMS ATTACK”