farce faces

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“I’m not wearing that.” Lams

John should have known that coming home was a bad idea, shouldn’t have been so blind and hopeful to think that Henry Laurens had changed enough to allow him any ounce of happiness.

Henry was with him, knowing better than to trust any one else to handle John. “Jackie, you need to get dressed. There’s still an hour, but we need to figure out something with that hair of yours. I really would rather you keep it short.”

“No,” John said, shaking his head. His arms were crossed over his chest, and he had no plans on moving from his seat on the foot of the bed. “I’m not wearing that, and my hair is perfectly fine as is. Alex likes it long.”

Henry closed his eyes and took in a deep breath. “Fine, keep your hair as it is.” Henry turned around and lifted the hanger from where it was hanging on the door. “But you are getting dressed. No son of mine is showing up to his wedding day looking anything less than his best.”

John swallowed. His hands were squeezed into fists, tucked into his arms. “I’d rather be no son of yours than go through with this farce.”

“It’s not a farce!” Henry’s face was red. “It’s a marriage. I told you what would happen if you didn’t listen to me, and now it’s happening. You have no one to blame but yourself, Jackie.”

He shook his head. “Even if I go along with this, even if I get dressed and appear the perfect son, it’s not happening. There is nothing you can do to get me to say the words.”

“Boy,” Henry said, stepping closer. “You are going to marry Miss Manning. That girl has the entire world thinking you’re in love with her, and it simply wouldn’t do to break Miss Manning’s heart, now, would it?”

“Do you think I care?” John’s asked, eyes narrowing. “It’s a lie, it’s all a lie!” He stood up, walking forward, moving his hands to run them through his hair. He turned to Henry and said, “I will change my name and run away to Africa if it means you get the fuck out of my life!”

“Watch the way you speak to me, boy!” Henry got in his face. “You will do no such thing. You are going to go into that bathroom over there, wash your face off with cold water, and get dressed. And then, we’re going to go over to the church and welcome the newest member of the family.”

John breathed in deep. “Why?” he asked. “Even back when I was still your perfect son, back when you thought I was studying polisci, thought I was gonna go to law school and follow in your footsteps, there was one thing you always told me. One thing I let myself cling onto.”

Henry shook his head and said, “I know. I told you how much I loved your mother, I showed you the pain it caused me when she died.” 

“And what else did you say? What else did you tell me?”

“I told you that none of the hardships life brought you mattered when you had someone you loved at your said.”

John nodded and took in another deep breath. He looked Henry in the eye and asked, “then why are you taking that away from me? Why now? What changed?”

“You’re lying to yourself, first of all. That boy of yours is nothing more than rebellion, Jackie. He doesn’t belong here,” Henry whispered, waving a hand around. “This isn’t his world. He’s not you.”

John could feel the angry tears burning at the corners of his eyes, and he knew his face was red. “And this girl I’ve never met before in my life is?”


“Why?” John asked.

Henry looked to the side and ran a hand over his slicked back hair. “Because she’s pregnant, Jackie, and everyone thinks it’s yours.”  

“No,” John said, backing away. “She lying! You know she’s lying!”

Henry sighed. “I know.”

“Then why are you making me do this?!” John’s voice was loud, filling the room, harsh with emotion. “What have I done to deserve this?”

“It has to be done, Jackie.” Henry looked at him, face blank, eyes sharp. “It could ruin us, you know. She’s told me she’s more than willing to make a scandal of it, she told me she could just as easily tell the news it was mine.”

John’s phone vibrated in his pocket. He ignored it and said, “oh my god. You’re sacrificing your son’s happiness for your reputation.”

Henry turned around, back to John, hands clasped behind his back. “It needs to be done.” Henry took a step forward. “I expect to see you downstairs in twenty minutes.”

The door closed behind Henry, and for the first time in a long time, John felt helpless. His phone vibrated in his pocket again. He pulled it out and saw a string of missed texts from Alex.

From: Alex <3
To: John Laurens

hey babe is everything going alright?

From: Alex <3
To: John Laurens

your room is the front right corner on the second floor right

From: Alex <3 
To: John Laurens

open ur fuckign window

John shoved his phone back in his pocket and went to his window, disbelief building in his chest as he unlocked it. He pushed it open, and couldn’t have stopped the laughter if he had tried.

Alex was standing there, smiling wide, a rope hanging over his shoulders. 

John leaned forward and shouted down, “what are you doing here? You can’t be here.”

“I”m rescuing you, of course.” Alex looked to the driveway. “I have the badass motorcycle and everything.”

“Oh my god,” John closed his eyes and shook his head. “You’re serious.”

“As a heart attack.” Alex unfurled the rope and started to swing it. “Now, come on, we’ll have to hurry. I see people downstairs.”

twistcrowns  asked:

CAN YOU DO RONAN AND NOAH DOING DUMB STUFF HEADCANONS PLS (also maybe including the rest of the gang)

  • Can i??? ofcourse here we go (also im calling them nonan bc whnvr ronan wants to do a thing noah is the first to go NO ok? ok) 
  • noah doodles on all of ronans shirts with fabric markers
  • and sometimes its cool stuff lik graffiti-ing the word anarchy
  • ronan buys noah a set of face paints AND EVERYONE GETS THEIR FACE PAINTED
  • blue becomes the guy from somebody that I used to know you know the one
  • gansey gets a mustache and goatee (he didn’t ask for one but ronan whispered the idea to noah and he couldn’t resist in retrospect gansey should’ve known something was up bc of all the giggles)
  • at first adam gets nothing bc noah’s all “I cannot improve upon the work of art that is ur face” (k8 that was lowkey 4 u)
  • but eventually he just gets a lil butterfly on his cheek
  • ronan gets the American flag (he asked for a a bullet hole but noah does what noah wants which is to see the American flag on ronan’s “democracy is a farce” face)
  • pls picture ronan and noah and adam talkin abt cars all bro like
  • “yo the new (insert car thing here) is wicked”-ronan
  • “yeah but im not sure about (insert car mechanism here) I think it might (something that is bad for cars)”-adam
  • “well that’s only (insert automobile stuff) but otherwise uve got a sick ride”-noah
  • and gansey tries to get in there like
  • “yeah I mean the 4 wheel drive is pretty great but an 8 cylinder? Really?”-richard i-know-fuck-all-abt –cars-but-I-really-care-abt-u-guys-ok gansey
  • “…..”
  • “im gna go”-I tried ok
  • noah is a sucker for a trashy action film and drags ronan into movie theaters with him despite the fact that ronan cannot tell matt damon from brad pitt
  • “mission impossible 5??? There’s a five??? Didn’t Clooney die in 4?? How can they kill the lead and make another one??”-ronan dgaf lynch
  • “Clooney wasn’t in 4”-noah im-always-a-slut-for-movies Czerny
  • “r u sure?”
  • noah censors ronan, like he buys a bleep button and just like
  • “GOD –bleep- GANSEY WHERE THE –bleep-bleep-blleeeeeeepepppp- ARE MY KEYS”
  • noah always chills in ronan’s room bc it reminds him of his old dorm room
  • there’s a sign on ronan’s door that says “only the undead may pass”
  • Send me a thing for hcs

                             "Our destiny, becomes our legacy…“


     a playlist…

So, in commemoration for The Black Prince’s 3rd Birthday, and 3rd Anniversary of the Hour of Twilight in World of Warcraft, I’ve arranged a playlist over the months of my favorite songs for the Black Dragonflight. I hope you guys like it, and please inform me if any of the links to the songs are broken. Enjoy ~ <3

                            Chapter I: Madness of the Dark Flight

                  "There is more to madness than a sickened mind…”                                                                                                                                                  ~                                          ~Journalofemberdust

  1. “Give us a little love” ~ Fallulah
  2. “Fallen” ~ Imagine Dragons
  3. “Who we Are” ~ Imagine Dragons
  4. “The Catalyst” ~ Linkin Park

                               Chapter II: The Hour of Twilight

“The sun has set on this mortal world, fools. Make peace with your end, for the Hour of Twilight falls! Deathwing, the Destroyer

  1. "Ready, Aim, Fire!” ~ Imagine Dragons
  2. “Bleeding Out” ~ Imagine Dragons
  3. “Skyfall” ~ Adele
  4. “Pompeii” ~ Bastille
  5. “Titanium” ~ Davie Guetta ft. Sia
  6. “Warriors” ~ Imagine Dragons
  7. “I set fire to the rain” (Emberwaves Remix) ~ Adele
  8. “People like us” ~ Kelly Clarkson

                                      Chapter III: Deathwing

“Pain…Agony…My hatred burns through the cavernous deeps. The world heaves with my torment. Its wretched kingdoms quake beneath my rage…But at last…The whole of Azeroth will break…And all will burn beneath the shadow of my wings…” ~ Deathwing, the Destroyer

  1. “Everybody wants to rule the world” ~ Lorde
  2. “Radioactive” ~ Imagine Dragons ft: Kendrick Lamar
  3. “Battle Cry” ~ Imagine Dragons

                                        Chapter IV: Sinestra

“No! This is my dream! My grand vision! Yes, I will make over Azeroth into a realm ruled by the ultimate dragonflight, but it will be my creation, nothing of his! Mine!" ~ Sinestra

  1. "Disturbia” ~ Rihanna
  2. “Turning Tables” ~ Adele

                                        Chapter V: Nefarian

“Your victory shall be short lived. The days of both the Alliance and the Horde are coming to an end. The next time we meet shall be the last." 

                                      ~ Lord Victor Nefarius

  1. The Monster" ~ Eminem ft. Rihanna

                                         Chapter VI: Onyxia

“You’re a useless tool Varian…and far more trouble than any other human I’ve ever dealt with!" ~ Onyxia

  1. "Black Widow” ~ Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora
  2. “Dark Horse” ~ Katy Perry

                                      Chapter VII: Sabellian

“Your father destroyed my children and left their bodies impaled upon the rocky blades of Dragons’ End. For this, you will die! Enough of this farce. Prepare to face my full wrath!" ~ Baron Sablemane

  1. "Nothing left to say” ~ Imagine Dragons
  2. “S.A.I.L” ~ Awolnation

                                    Chapter VIII: Nyxondra

      “My kin won’t forget what you’ve done! We will rage, mortals!" 

                                             ~ Nyxondra

  1. "Lost Cause” ~ Imagine Dragons
  2. “No more sorrow” ~ Linkin Park

                                      Chapter IX: Fahrad

      “No! No! I am in control of the voices. They’re here, to help me… 

                                               ~ Fahrad

  1. "Blame” ~ Calvin Harris ft. John Newman
  2. “Monster” ~ Imagine Dragon
  3. “Disturbia” ~ The Cab

                                     Chapter X: Wrathion

“I will NOT be held accountable for the sins of my father. My destiny will be my own." ~ Wrathion, The Black Prince

  1. "Elastic Heart” ~ Sia
  2. “La La La” (Shahaf Moran Remix) ~ Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith
  3. “Radioactive (Synchronice Remix)” ~ Imagine Dragons
  4. “Tiptoe” ~ Imagine Dragons
  5. “Catch my Breath” ~ Kelly Clarkson
  6. “Atlas” ~ Coldplay
  7. “Wake Me Up” ~ Avicii
  8. “Am I Wrong” ~ Nico & Vinz
  9. “Part of Me” (Adam Stanton Cover) ~ Katy Perry
  10. “Beautiful Pain” ~ Eminem ft. Sia
  11. “Dark Horse (Swanson House Remix)” ~ Katy Perry
  12. “No Apologies” ~ Empire Cast (feat. Jussie Smollett, Yazz)
Former Vice President Dick Cheney failed to anticipate the September 11 terrorist attacks and responded to them by urging the catastrophic invasion of Iraq, which will cost $6 trillion, roughly 5,000 American lives, and tens of thousands of serious injuries. In hindsight, it’s clear that Cheney’s assessment of pre-war intelligence was inept if not dishonest; that his predictions about how Iraqis would react to the U.S. invasion were dreadful; that his estimate of the cost to Americans was wildly inaccurate; and that he was partly responsible for an occupation as negligent as, say, a man on a duck hunt who shoots another man in the face.

anonymous asked:

Tom. I think you have face. It's sexy a face. And when you run, an apple feels happy because your butt cheek is a sexy face. Sexy f ace,,, my friend said to separate your legs from the sidewalk and your body but ,,,,, sexy farce face facey face

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