- Reno: Sephiroth just drank OJ from my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So, the question has to be asked... Is there no limit to what he won't notice?
- Sephiroth: What's a seven letter word for purse?
- Genesis Rhapsodos (sitting at Cissnei's desk, dressed as her, and impersonating her voice): Satchel.
- Sephiroth: No, starts with an H...
- Rod (wearing nothing but a tie): Handbag.
- Sephiroth: Thank you.
- (Sephiroth walks into a meeting room where everyone is sitting backwards except for him. Sits down without noticing)
- Tseng: Alright everybody, take a seat. As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8000% in sales!
- (Everyone cheers)
- Sephiroth: Hold up. That clock is slow... (looking at watch) It's 5 o'clock. I will see you tomorrow.
- Shotgun (wearing a mustache): Bye Sephiroth, love you!
- Zack Fair (standing with a chocobo): So long Sephiroth.
- Sephiroth: Night night everybody!
Quick HC request time! ^^ Ravus and his relationship with the other members of the Niflheim army? :3