fantastic beasts and where to find them

I just had a thought like see the “WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT” dialogue from The Incredibles ? well i feel like it be like that sometimes in the Percival Graves fandom 

Us : ROWLING ? WHERE IS PERCIVAL GRAVES? 

Rowling : I, hum - PUT HIM AWAY ! 

Us, panicked : WHERE?! 

Rowling : WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? 

Us : WE NEED HIM ! 

Rowling : Uh-uh. Don’t you think about not coming to see FB2 ! I’ve been planning this movie for months ! 

Us : MY SANITY IS IN DANGER ! 

Rowling : MY FRANCHISE IS IN DANGER ! 

Us : YOU TELL ME WHERE PERCIVAL IS, WOMAN ! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD ! 

Rowling : GREATER GOOD? I AM THE AUTHOR OF THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS ! IM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET ! 

Halloween Beasts: Queenie Goldstein

For Queenie, Halloween is a time of yearning; that most magical time of year when she might be anyone and anything. She always contrives to be invited to the finest Halloween parties in town, and drifts through them like a specter, seeing through every mask. Loved and hated, adored and reviled. Just another one of the October Country’s petulant ghosts.

Snacks: Sweet tea and sour candies. Marshmallows toasted over a candle flame till they drip. Fresh jelly slugs in orange and pink. Cinnamon toast, burned black around the edges. Pastries stuffed with caramel and nuts, dipped in powdered sugar.

Me when reading fanfiction: I want the story to be as close to canon as possible so I really feel like I’m in that universe.

Me when reading Marvel fanfiction: Fuck you.