fantastic things are fantastic

Reblog if you’d like to see Portal Stories Mel turned into an unauthorized musical like portal 2.

In which I shamelessly promote my darling. Get over it. <3

You might notice that I only promo about four or five people on this tumblr. It’s not that other people aren’t doing awesome stuff. So on the one hand, I’m sorry…all you awesome people. It’s just that I’m a creature of habit and when I find something I love, again and again, consistently, well, I find it hard to go anywhere else.

That’s how it is with @alethiomancer and her tarot readings. Her written readings were always fantastic, but her video readings are fantastic. After watching the whole thing I sent her an email that I hoped would convey just how rocked my socks were. She rarely posts client testimonials, so I’m going to do this one for her:

“I’m not sure I have the words to tell you what this means to me.
You have so outdone yourself. Every ounce of information in this reading is useful, is the perfect reminder, is an amazing ah-ha. When you yelled at (you?me?) to stop laughing, I was actually cackling beforehand, and laughing even harder by the time you said it the second time. :D
Your intuition is so on point. The page of cups, emperor, 8 of cups bit - dude, I’ve just started The Artist’s Way, scheduling and making time for my creativity, and taking myself on artist’s dates. Like. C'mon. Even though it’s exactly what I’m doing, I got some insights on more I can do thanks to what you drew and said. You’ve got astounding accuracy without it being just like: yeah, duh.
Seriously, you give the most amazing readings. Thank you for doing this. You definitely didn’t have to go so big and in-depth, but I appreciate it with all my heart. Do you mind if I throw some effusive praise up on tumblr, pointing people to your video readings?”

And oh look! I did the thing, in the hopes that you’ll do the thing if you’re looking to try a new reader.

What I got was essentially the Manifest Reality Video Tarot Reading. Go on and treat yo’self.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Some of the good things from 2016:

Pokemon go
DiCaprio’s oscar
The deadpool film
Supergirl’s Sanvers
Stranger things
Hamilton the musical (and mixtape)
Steven universe/the summer of Steven
Finding dory
Moana
Yuri on ice
Fnaf sister location
Beyoncé’s lemonade
Fantastic beasts film
Grease live!
Tatiana Maslany’s emmy
Rouge one
Black mirror season 3
Ilvermorny was revealed/we got sorted
The Gilmore girls revival
“Baby groot”
Captain America: civil war
VR is finally here HTC VIVE/oculus rift etc
Robbie rotten memes
Overwatch
Tracer is officially LGBT+
Dat boi
Dodie Clark’s EP
Dan and Phil go outside
Mario run
Miitomo
High school musical 4 announced

The tiger population rose for the first time in years
Physicists found gravitational waves to be real
The priminister of Japan jumping out of a mario pipe to commemorate the olympics
The Juno spacecraft reached jupiter’s orbit
Money raised by the ASL ice bucket challenge may have found a breakthrough
A plane went around the entire world without a drop of fuel
Leicester city football club beat 1 in 5000 odds and won the premier league
A man was cured of HIV, world wide cure is just on the horizon
Child mortality is at a all time low
There’s an Ebola vaccine now
The FBI now labels animal abuse a class A felony

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Some Fantastic Beasts’ sketches from my twitter

NEWT!!

Okay I had this sitting about since December. I should have shared it sooner but well. I love this movie so much it reminded me why I do what I do