fantastic beasts and where to find them

sweetdreamcollectorposts  asked:

What nickname would you give to the Loch Ness Monster? Other than Nessie. It's for science.

According to the indigenous merfolk population, he much prefers to be called Stuart.

Dating Newt Scamander Would Include...

Originally posted by ameliawilliams

I felt like I needed to get something up today so here is my own “Dating Newt Scamander Would Include” thing 

Warning:  I’m 80% sure these suck


  • Him being the little spoon
  • You being the little spoon when Newt needs a ‘teddy bear’
  • Newt being a surprisingly good cook
  • You becoming the fathers to Newt’s creatures because he had already deemed himself the mummy
  • You teasing Newt for it
  • Newt’s older brother Theseus flirting with you and making Newt insecure
  • You French kissing Newt and letting him know he’s the only man for you
  • Your parents being a bit concerned with all the creatures at first
  • But soon see how much you and Newt love each other
  • Them treating Newt like a son
  • Newt’s parents being thrilled their son had found someone
  • Them being two of the nicest people you have ever met
  • Baby pictures and funny stories of little Newt
  • “Aww you were so cute!”
  • “Am I not cute anymore???” (He was genuinely concerned)
  • “More like sexy.”
  • That really turning Newt on
  • Newt having a habit of hugging you from behind when you’re in the middle of doing something
  • “Newwwt!  My bottle of ink!”
  • “The glass!”
  • “Ouch!  I burned myself on the stove!”
  • “My book!”
  • But you secretly love it when he does that
  • You two spending hours cuddling and enjoying each others company
  • You stealing Newt’s blue coat when you’re cold
  • One time you spent an hour staring at Newt trying to determine if his eyes were blue or green
  • “What on Earth are you doing?”
  • “Trying to figure out if your eyes are sea foam green or cerulean.”
  • “…”
  • You having Newt read new parts of his book to you in bed every night
  • “NEWTON!  THE NIFFLER STOLE MY FAVORITE NECKLACE AGAIN!”
  • You and Newt honestly being the cutest couple in New York
  • Newt growing really fond of the feeling of you running your fingers through his hair
  • Newt taking you on all his trips with him because one time he left without you and realized that he literally couldn’t survive without you
  • Newt giving you forehead kisses
  • Even if you’re just passing each other in a hallway
  • Having to levitate Newt out of the case when he falls asleep down there
  • The Niffler occasionally escaping from the case and trying to snuggle in bed with you both
  • Newt getting protective
  • “You little bugger!  Have to take everything golden from me, don’t you?”
  • Blushing when he calls you ‘golden’
  • Hugs can last anywhere from five seconds to five minutes
  • Asking Newt why you can’t have a dog but can have potentially lethal beasts in the house
  • “Dogs are a lot of work.”
  • “Newt.” *points around to all the creatures and beasts*
  • “Oh.  Uh.”
  • Newt eventually giving in and lets you get a dog
  • You name him Jacob

Please let me know what you thought of it and what I could do better next time!

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lifeline-aesthetics  asked:

Okay, but what do you do if someone has been bitten by a Murtlap and does has flames coming from their... y'know... Look, I'm curious. Genuinely curious.

Ah, well.  The first thing to do is make sure the afflicted is comfortable, and assure them that the aforementioned symptom is temporary.  The next step is to find them a new pair of pants.  

my girl | percival graves

prompt: can i request some percival graves? graves + prompts 66. and 67 “Stop, we’re in public…” & “Wait, are you jealous?”. thank you

theme: fluff

warnings: none

author note: pre-Grindelwald and douchey graves for the win & im sick af

Originally posted by percivalgravessource

Indifference was something that Percival Graves was the king at. No matter the importance something or someone was to him he was completely and utterly able to set his jaw and act as if he couldn’t be bothered with it. Only on certain occasions with a very certain person was he unable to keep his composure. But he wasn’t so aware of that unlike everyone else.

You were both at work in your respective departments when it all started. One of the junior Auror’s was just a bit too friendly with you, per usual, and Percival had walked in to see it all take place. Which he was honestly really good at. Always coming in during times he just shouldn’t have.

“[y/n], are you ready for lunch?” His features were taut and he didn’t smile–but that wasn’t too off for him. His dark eyes were aflame as he passed the younger man and put an arm around your possessively.

The blonde man looked between the two of you and gave a nervous laugh–unsure as how to excuse himself from Percival’s animalistic gaze without causing too much attention to be brought to him. The atmosphere was tense and everyone in the department was doing their best to keep their nosy eyes to the tasks in front of them. Each one of them a little rigid.

Percival Graves was also the king of making people uncomfortable. That was why the poor little blonde man couldn’t move under his intense gaze and why everyone in the office was breaking out into a cold sweat. All scared to fall to the wrath of the Auror.

“I, uh, didn’t realize you two were together.” Babbling wasn’t the best option for him at that moment but between the glare he was getting and the heat rising to his face he didn’t know what else to do.

Percival, giving him a smug smile then, looked to you and kissed you atop the head, “of course we are. I don’t just walk down here every day because I like to watch all of you file papers.”

You rolled your eyes at him, “stop, we’re in public!” It wasn’t every day the man decided to be even the slightest bit affectionate in public. And when he did, it was usually to cause some kind of scene.

He pulled you closer to him and gave the young man a curt nod and snapping to the entire department to get back to work before turning the both of you towards the exit. Walking briskly out as even he was starting to get a little embarrassed by his sudden display. And you could hear everyone sigh in relief once the two of you hit the door.

You glanced over to him once you were both in the chilly New York air. His jaw set and shoulders tense and oh you knew but it would only be worth it more if–“wait, are you jealous?

He doesn’t look at you and continues to push you down the street, “we aren’t discussing this.”

Lips quirked up and you look forward, “whatever, but I can’t believe you were jealous of Olly, he’s just out of Ilvermorny!”

He sighed and looked out to the crowds to avoid your eyes, “as I said, we aren’t discussing it–but he needs to know you’re my girl.”