[one-shot] In Every Universe
Title: In Every Universe
Warning: lots of smut, bad bad evil wORDs
Genre: crack, angst, fluff, smut
Characters: danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, catrific, paperlillies, zoella
Summary: Phil Lester is a popular BoyxBoy writer on Wattpad who had been given his publishing deal early this year at a mere age of sixteen. And between meeting his debut novel deadlines and going to school and keeping up with his social life that only consists of Dan and Cat, Dan is incredibly irked that Phil still has the time to mock Dan (for mocking Phil in the first place; reasons vary) by writing M-rated one-shots about the both of them.
Or the five times that Phil writes him in Dan engaged in kinky bum sex, and the one time it finally happens.
A/N: written in collaboration with procrastination of studying for my college algebra misterm and the ahbebe child constipatedhowell [deep long sigh] for the first time we have finally collabed. The chat for this was awFUl every I’d leave my phone they yell at me frown emoticon but we finished it and I am aLIVE
A/N 2: thank to glossybutt and thephandemonium for being the cheerleaders~
A/N 3: also thanks to the same ahbebe child for betaing my bit and thanks to me for betaing their bit. (this is alice speaking and wow)
A/N 4: dedicated to a rl friend who wants to go by the name of Lee bc this is their fAULT WHY DID YOU MAKE ME READ THE BAD ONE-SHOT COLLECTION
A/N 5: nyELLO IT’S ALICE AND i cant wait to start shitposting now i hAVE ACCESS
no joke i wrote 2.7k words (basically the whole [+1]) and im (sigh) :-(( bc charlie didnt give me time to write the other secks scenes