all things considered, Will really thinks he’s a pretty strong guy.
lifts weights on a regular basis. He’s been working on lobster
boats since he was fourteen, and that’s not easy work. He plays
defense on an NCAA hockey team and takes checks from huge, angry
dudes all the fucking time, and gets right back up to hit back. He’s
a strong guy, is what he’s saying.
this? This is not fair.
question is Derek fucking Nurse, sitting on a picnic blanket in
Will’s backyard, while Will’s little cousins crawl all over him.
Katie and Ava are sitting on either side of him, jabbering about
something, while Conor hangs off his shoulders. Nursey has Gracie in
one arm and is gently breaking up an argument between Sean and Aiden
over a toy truck.
are you even listening to me?”
jolts himself back to the present as Megan punches him in the
shoulder. “Don’t call me Billy,” he says, automatic, and then
blinks. “I mean, what?”
snorts, pushing her hair off her face. Like a number of his cousins,
she’s more of a strawberry blonde than a proper redhead, but she
still has just as many freckles as he does. “Dude,” she says.
“Are you even trying
Romione: You’re loyal and kind. You may be a bit of a romantic, even if only for characters in books. You will protect Ron and Hermione, as a ship and even just as characters, until the end of time. Very protective of fictional characters in general. Likes to refer to things as “My son/daughter” even if they’re like 43. You were probably very unhappy about the movie kiss scene.
Hinny: You’re brave and will defend your favorite ANYTHING to the death. Conventional, but maybe only because you’re stubborn. The older sibling of your friend group who is serious and mature, but would probably buy the younger ones alcohol and throw an awesome party. You love Ginny more than life, and weep sometimes at how she was written in the movies.
Dromione: It’s canon in your eyes. You probably tend to have a lot of “fanon” OTPs unfortunately. The yin/yang dynamic is your weakness. You see the good in everyone and have few very close friends, but you trust them completely. You have seen and probably regularly think about Dramione AMVs. You will ship it until you die.
Drarry: You read a lot of fanfiction. You probably even write a lot of fanficiton (We all know it’s smutty too just own it). You’re an expert at reading between the lines. You, like the Romione shippers, are rather romantic, although it’s hidden under a colder exterior. They DEFINITELY love each other. You will ship it in the afterlife.
Harmony: You shipped them, even as a child which might explain why you are so dedicated to them and why when you have a crush, you crush HARD. While not as romantic as Romiones, you’re are intelligent and believe that the best kind of relationships are slow, steady, and bud from mutual respect and friendship. You also have probably dreamed about owning a library.
Snilly: You weren’t loved enough as a child.
Jilly: Get outta here with that weak ass teen romance shit. Marriage AUs are your favorite and you’re a firm believer that if you can’t imagine your OTP bitterly assembling Ikea furniture together, than they probably aren’t your OTP. You’re compassionate and gentle. Probably the mom of your friend group.
Deamus: You are the funniest person in a lot of peoples’ lives. You’re spunky and maybe a bit of a bro when it comes to people you care about. It’s not that you’re bad at affection, but “I love you” is usually followed by “Bruh” or something like that. It’s canon. Everyone knows it. But you ALWAYS knew it.
Nuna: You live for fluffy fanfiction because that’s basically all your ship is. The last twenty minutes of the movie was just one big Nuna fanfiction and you’re fine with that. It’s the only change they made for the movie that you’re 100% ok with. You’re funny, charming and you’re friends with pretty much everyone you meet.
Wolfstar: You read more fanfiction than Drarry shippers. Or at least, you would, if there were any.
Snarry/Snamione: The creepy uncle that everyone knows, but never talks about.
Huna: You’re a dreamer. You’re the softest of the shippers, silently knowing that yours is the best, but you won’t brag about it.
Ronks: Everything about the way their relationship was portrayed in the movie pissed you off. Like Jilly shipper, except more emotional and like 6 times more deadly. Your favorite AUs are the ones where your OTP literally is just still alive.
Fremione: Like Romione, except you cry a lot more. You ok over there?
A huge thank you to the talented @pichochona for making my OTP come to life with her amazing art skills!
(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡ My OTP is lucky to have been drawn by you, and seeing them in your art style gives me life.
Lately, I was thinking about a really interesting thing a lot of people said.
Did you ever notice that the male protagonist, in almost every show (movie, anime or cartoon) always has a deep connection with the female protagonist/another important girl, but never ends up with her?
-Naruto loved Sakura and then married Hinata
-Finn loved Bubblegum and then dated Flame Princess
-Goku ended up with Chichi instead of Bulma
-Harry was originally going to be with Hermione and then married Ginny, while Hermione ended up with Ron
The fact is, especially in a TRIO, a relationship may destroy it, unless if the main character is left behind (like in Harry Potter and Naruto’s case). If Yatori became a thing, Yukine would be left behind.
Even if there are a lot of chance that they’ll become canon I highly doubt it will happen, it would be cooler if Yato got bitch friendzoned by Hiyori (or maybe we should cut off this part?) and just date another girl. But who?
Pro: love-hate thing, a lot of people in the manga ships them, Yato saved Bisha’s life three times
Cons: Kazubisha is already a great ship
Pro: great complicity, interactions, they’re hella cute, Kofuku is “Yato’s girlfriend”
Cons: Daikoku?? Maybe he isn’t a fiance like Kazuma is for Bisha, but it’s still a thing
3) I exclude Nora ‘cause ya’ll understand
It may sound trash at first, but listen: we still don’t know her very well, but if the Tsukuyomi theory is true and she’s the kind of misteriois loli who likes to provocate you it’s a thing.
Pro: she saved him when he was in the Yomi, possibility of the Tsukuyomi theory, the rest depends on what kind of type she is
Cons: she’s the queen of heaven and he’s (maybe?) just a minor god, we still don’t know her very well
5) He dates a man
Sorry for the errors but I’m too lazy to check the post, feel free to add more possible girls for Yato, tell me if you ship Yatori or not and what do you think about it. Bye
1) AU where they’re in a purely sexual relationship where they explore every kink ever. And where they Bang. I mean, like, an AU where they bang as much as a bunch of horny jackrabbits on a Viagra high would. Continuously. Like, they do it a lot. Like, they REALLY do it a lot.
2) AU where they are in a Friends with Benefits Relationship and the usually less emotionally open member of the duo starts falling in Love with the usually more emotionally open member of the duo as he/she believes the aforementioned member of the couple just wants to keep things casual and so desperately tries to not fall in love with him/her (Failing miserably, BTW).
3) Evil Queen of Evil/Evil Queen of Evil’s Main “Attack-Dog” AU.
4) Hogwarts AU.
5) Angel/Demon AU.
6) AU where they hate each other and keep hating on each other even as they enter in a relationship filled with heated hate-sex.
7) AU where they’re bitter rivals/enemies but can’t seem to stop flirting with each other.