fanon otp

the most room in our hearts

So all things considered, Will really thinks he’s a pretty strong guy.

He lifts weights on a regular basis. He’s been working on lobster boats since he was fourteen, and that’s not easy work. He plays defense on an NCAA hockey team and takes checks from huge, angry dudes all the fucking time, and gets right back up to hit back. He’s a strong guy, is what he’s saying.

But this? This is not fair.

The this in question is Derek fucking Nurse, sitting on a picnic blanket in Will’s backyard, while Will’s little cousins crawl all over him. Katie and Ava are sitting on either side of him, jabbering about something, while Conor hangs off his shoulders. Nursey has Gracie in one arm and is gently breaking up an argument between Sean and Aiden over a toy truck.

“Billy, are you even listening to me?”

Will jolts himself back to the present as Megan punches him in the shoulder. “Don’t call me Billy,” he says, automatic, and then blinks. “I mean, what?”

Megan snorts, pushing her hair off her face. Like a number of his cousins, she’s more of a strawberry blonde than a proper redhead, but she still has just as many freckles as he does. “Dude,” she says. “Are you even trying to be subtle?”

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What your Harry Potter OTP says about you:

Romione: You’re loyal and kind. You may be a bit of a romantic, even if only for characters in books. You will protect Ron and Hermione, as a ship and even just as characters, until the end of time. Very protective of fictional characters in general. Likes to refer to things as “My son/daughter” even if they’re like 43. You were probably very unhappy about the movie kiss scene.

Hinny: You’re brave and will defend your favorite ANYTHING to the death. Conventional, but maybe only because you’re stubborn. The older sibling of your friend group who is serious and mature, but would probably buy the younger ones alcohol and throw an awesome party. You love Ginny more than life, and weep sometimes at how she was written in the movies.

Dromione: It’s canon in your eyes. You probably tend to have a lot of “fanon” OTPs unfortunately. The yin/yang dynamic is your weakness. You see the good in everyone and have few very close friends, but you trust them completely. You have seen and probably regularly think about Dramione AMVs. You will ship it until you die.

Drarry: You read a lot of fanfiction. You probably even write a lot of fanficiton (We all know it’s smutty too just own it). You’re an expert at reading between the lines. You, like the Romione shippers, are rather romantic, although it’s hidden under a colder exterior. They DEFINITELY love each other. You will ship it in the afterlife.

Harmony: You shipped them, even as a child which might explain why you are so dedicated to them and why when you have a crush, you crush HARD. While not as romantic as Romiones, you’re are intelligent and believe that the best kind of relationships are slow, steady, and bud from mutual respect and friendship. You also have probably dreamed about owning a library.

Snilly: You weren’t loved enough as a child.

Jilly: Get outta here with that weak ass teen romance shit. Marriage AUs are your favorite and you’re a firm believer that if you can’t imagine your OTP bitterly assembling Ikea furniture together, than they probably aren’t your OTP. You’re compassionate and gentle. Probably the mom of your friend group.

Deamus: You are the funniest person in a lot of peoples’ lives. You’re spunky and maybe a bit of a bro when it comes to people you care about. It’s not that you’re bad at affection, but “I love you” is usually followed by “Bruh” or something like that. It’s canon. Everyone knows it. But you ALWAYS knew it.

Nuna: You live for fluffy fanfiction because that’s basically all your ship is. The last twenty minutes of the movie was just one big Nuna fanfiction and you’re fine with that. It’s the only change they made for the movie that you’re 100% ok with. You’re funny, charming and you’re friends with pretty much everyone you meet.

Wolfstar: You read more fanfiction than Drarry shippers. Or at least, you would, if there were any.

Snarry/Snamione: The creepy uncle that everyone knows, but never talks about.

Huna: You’re a dreamer. You’re the softest of the shippers, silently knowing that yours is the best, but you won’t brag about it.

Ronks: Everything about the way their relationship was portrayed in the movie pissed you off. Like Jilly shipper, except more emotional and like 6 times more deadly. Your favorite AUs are the ones where your OTP literally is just still alive.

Fremione: Like Romione, except you cry a lot more. You ok over there?

Bracelets
  • Fanon:
  • Beka: I made these bracelets for us...
  • Yuri: That's really weird???
  • Beka: Oh that's okay you don't have to wear it-
  • Yuri: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! I AM WEARING THIS AND YOU ARE TOO!!!
  • Canon:
  • Yuuri: Okay so everyone has to wear these bracelets. Yes Yurio even you!
  • Yuri: Okay FINE but me and Beka will wear them on our ankles!
  • Yuuri: Oh uhhh Yurio that means you guys are-
  • Yuri: SHUT UP KATSUDON WE ARE WEARING THEM LIKE THIS AND YOU CAN'T STOP US! RIGHT BEKA?
  • Beka: *thumbs up*
  • Yuuri: *red faced* uhhh I guess...
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I might be completely delusional but, is bottom!Magnus canon now?

“And then you took me in-” can be interpreted in many ways, BUT it could mean that ALEC TOOK HIM ???!?

I mean, I don’t care either way, but it’s the thought that Magnus could possibly reveal something that intimate about their relationship.

Someone tell me I’m not crazy.

Like OK seriously don’t comment on a person’s fic for the sole purpose of telling them you don’t like a ship therein

I’m not talking about “I don’t usually grok this ship but you made it work for me”, some folk do have a problem with that but I don’t

I’m talking about “I don’t see why they’d get together but okay” when all you’ve read is a summary

I’m talking about “why would you even think of this ship, anyway nice story otherwise”

I’m talking about “this would be better if it was X ship instead”

These are all comments I have personally gotten over the years and I will never understand putting the effort into typing something like that out on some random piece of work, like if you really dislike it that much how did you even get to the point where you ended up in my comment box

I’m usually over here writing rare pairs too like go away to your fanon OTPs with a thousand fics and leave me in my cave thanks I’ve got my own fire going

Yatori: canon or fanservice?

Lately, I was thinking about a really interesting thing a lot of people said. Did you ever notice that the male protagonist, in almost every show (movie, anime or cartoon) always has a deep connection with the female protagonist/another important girl, but never ends up with her? -Naruto loved Sakura and then married Hinata -Finn loved Bubblegum and then dated Flame Princess -Goku ended up with Chichi instead of Bulma -Harry was originally going to be with Hermione and then married Ginny, while Hermione ended up with Ron The fact is, especially in a TRIO, a relationship may destroy it, unless if the main character is left behind (like in Harry Potter and Naruto’s case). If Yatori became a thing, Yukine would be left behind. Even if there are a lot of chance that they’ll become canon I highly doubt it will happen, it would be cooler if Yato got bitch friendzoned by Hiyori (or maybe we should cut off this part?) and just date another girl. But who? 1) Bishamon Pro: love-hate thing, a lot of people in the manga ships them, Yato saved Bisha’s life three times Cons: Kazubisha is already a great ship 2) Kofuku Pro: great complicity, interactions, they’re hella cute, Kofuku is “Yato’s girlfriend” Cons: Daikoku?? Maybe he isn’t a fiance like Kazuma is for Bisha, but it’s still a thing 3) I exclude Nora ‘cause ya’ll understand 4) Amaterasu It may sound trash at first, but listen: we still don’t know her very well, but if the Tsukuyomi theory is true and she’s the kind of misteriois loli who likes to provocate you it’s a thing. Pro: she saved him when he was in the Yomi, possibility of the Tsukuyomi theory, the rest depends on what kind of type she is Cons: she’s the queen of heaven and he’s (maybe?) just a minor god, we still don’t know her very well 5) He dates a man Sorry for the errors but I’m too lazy to check the post, feel free to add more possible girls for Yato, tell me if you ship Yatori or not and what do you think about it. Bye

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I’m always wierded out when I see shipping fan arts of Natsu depicting him as some kind of a smooth, seductive ladies man

I mean

Are 

you 

positive

that

we’re 

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talking 

about 

the same

guy?

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Like

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absolutely

100%

certain?

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