fangirling destiel

Types of Ships
  • Ships: the average joe
  • Boats: tiny ships that don't last for too long
  • Submarines: unknown/widely unpopular ships
  • Ghost ships: sunken ships that still sail, where one/both sides of the ship have died
  • Battleships: antis; they sink other ships for their own benefit, and are the cause of many ships wars
  • Water Police: they are the peaceful kind; they ship anything, and are always trying to (unsuccessfully) prevent ship wars
  • The Titanic: huge ships, usually OTPs that everyone knows are going to sink at some point
  • The Ark: end-game OTPs. Like it or not, everyone knows they're going to happen
Me reading a fanfic
  • The couple: does something kind of cute
  • Me, gasping for breath, on the verge of tears, 12 dead, 15 wounded, sirens in the streets. The house is burning. My phone, shattered. : I would die for you

If I ever get married I will have the inside of the wedding ring say something really fucking romantic but no-one is ever gonna be able to take it seriously because it’s gonna be written in Comic Sans