fangirl alarm

Evans broke me this week

Seriously, folks. I hit a level of fangirling I didn’t think was possible. I don’t dare go into everything our boy did this week or I’ll end up on the floor again! So, just the highlights!

Can we talk about this three piece tartan suit Chris wore at the London premiere on the 21st?? HOLY FUCKING NUTELLA AND FASHION GODS!!

and he brought his brother

can you imagine what it would be like to hang out with the Evans brothers for a night?

HE REBLOGGED A TUMBLR POST FOLKS!!!

he’s out there!

the press conference beforehand brought us his bright red shirt

Our boy looks hot in red! he was wearing the same shirt during interviews

Friday morning gave us GMA with Chris and his merry band of idiots

these fools are more precious than diamonds

BUT….. OMFG

Thursday….Tonight Show… Jimmy Fallon

this appearance sent me into four alarm fangirl overload!

THAT SUIT OMFG jsbhdeccimjpcfuuuuuuck and those socks and that shirt and the tie and his hair and….. PERFECTION

and all I could think about looking at that particular shot? well….

left hand on my back… right hand winding up to strike…

“I don’t wike it!”

Chris’ nephew Miles was the sweetest, cutest thing!! What’s up with the genetics in the Evans family? DAMN!

Flip Cup!!! With Brother Scott (again)

Fallon teamed up with his sister Gloria….

but they were no match for the Evans Bros

thank God they won! You know how competitive Chris is! We didn’t need to hear him whining again!

This appearance had everything I love most about Mr. Dorito: stunning three piece suit (check) adorableness (check) orneriness (check) competetive Chris (check) family man Chris (check)

I confess… when it was over I had to get off TWICE before I could even think on functioning!!

and it’s not over yet…….