Author’s Note: You ever forget that you’re a fanfic writer then you write a fic so bad you remember how much of a hack you are? Yeah welcome to my fic :’D
dom!jungkook- fuckboi!jungkook- fuckbuddy relationship- dirty talk- thigh riding mention because damn even I am not immune to his thighs- inspired by Sia’s song and part of the song drabble game. You can find links to the rest of them on my masterlist
There he was with his hands up some girl’s skirt, grinding on her like he was trying to fuck her through their clothes, the fucking pig. You huff and turn to your friend who gives you an exasperated look, “___, just go and grab him by the dick and tell him he can’t fucking do that.”
“He can do whatever the fuck he wants to do, even if that is a bleach blonde bitch with a tan that makes her look like an Oompa Loompa.” That was pretty low, you admit. It wasn’t the girl’s fault that Jungkook had chosen her for the night. But seriously, there was a limit to tanning, this was just harmful to the eyes.
“No, he can’t because you’re together.” Your friend, Hwasa, sounds pretty fed up with you.
“No, we’re not. We’re just fuck buddies and we agreed that we’re not exclusive right from the start.” Why wasn’t she understanding this? You’d explained it to her a thousand times.
“I don’t care what bullshit you told each other. All I care about is what I see, and that is two idiots constantly doing all they can to piss each other off because they can’t communicate like adults.”
“What are you even talking about? Jungkook is not trying to piss me off. He’s just being himself. Which is admittedly annoying in and of itself but you know…”
“Then why did he do nothing the past three days but play video games while you were off galavanting with Jin, only to start making out with some girl the minute you make an appearance?”
“He did?” You asked surprised, only to check yourself back and shrug it off. “I don’t know, he must have just not felt like it.”
“Oh my god, save me from these two idiots.” Hwasa cries then takes you by the shoulder and starts shaking you, “He’s fucking jealous because you took Jin to meet your family and not him so he’s trying to piss you off. Why? Because he likes you. And you’re pissed off. Why? Because you like him. Now can you get that through your thick skull or do I have to beat it into you?”
I feel like the director of Peter Rabbit was really just a hardcore Hux fan who realised that Hux is probably not gonna get a redemption arc in the sequel trilogy, so he thought to himself, “fuck it, I’ll just make my own movie where he does get a redemption arc,” and then spent $50 million on, essentially, a General Hux/Peter Rabbit AU fanfic.
friendly reminder that asking people to stop leaving hateful reviews or anon-hate in your askbox doesn’t mean that you have thin skin, it just means you want to be treated like a human beaing instead of a trash can
So, you know how Netflix has that thing where they recommend
movies based on what you last watched? How cool would it be able to do that for
fanfiction? In the spirit of that idea, I’m doing my fic recommendations for
this week as:
What a shit day. I need
hugs/cuddles, some action, but mostly romance!
Reign by Optimistic Beth @optimisticsprinkles - *WIP. Fluffy romance, slow burn, arranged marriage,
spunky Rey, enemies to lovers, great original characters! Intriguing original
plot devices. Great writing style, easy and fun to read.
Thwartedby Perry Downing @perrydowning - *Complete. Slow burn, lots of feels, humor, and a cat! Fantastic original characters you
really care about. If you want less action and more of just Kylo and Rey’s love
story, this one focuses on exactly that! There is also sumptuous descriptions of the surroundings and minutiae that really make you feel you are in the fiction yourself. And this is an author who delivers big time on “the feels,” so have tissues for when they creep up on you! The girl in a gilded cage and the man
who doesn’t understand why it’s not enough. (Her latest, Unbidden, *WIP, is also fantastic!)
A Gift for the Emperor by LastMouseLeft - *WIP. Slow
burn, Rey is captured and presented to the Emperor, but is a little too docile
to be believed. What is really going on? This has a dreamlike quality to
storytelling I really love. Original characters, beautiful details of settings
and costumes. She has two other fics that are also very good, so check under her profile to explore!
I want some Reylo
sex and I don’t want to wait 10 chapters for it! My devices are charged, and
I’m not talking about my phone!
Dreaming Against the Stars by DragonWhiskers *WIP. Nothing “slow
burn” about this! Fantasies spurred by reader prompts and author’s vivid
imagination, this one is pure erotica!
Wanton Lullabies by CoraRiley. *WIP. Reylo fantasies that are explicit and fun!
This smut was so enjoyable it became a spinoff, Lascivious Weapons, also by the
author, who wrote about Rey as a courtesan brought to the First Order who is
quickly discovered by Kylo!
Hypothermia by LucidLucy @lucidlucy. *WIP. Kylo Ren and his wicked, wicked ways….oohh-la-la! Seriously, if you need a booster shot of sexy, read Chapter 2 (which is a long chapter) and see if you aren’t swooning at the end of it! This is HOT! This author has been on my “to read” list for a long time, and I’m finally getting some of hers started!
I need to laugh. I
need something so funny I pee, but I also want smokin’ hot sex. Does this fic
The Force Arranges A Marriage and The Force Arranges a
Honeymoon, both by Terapid @terapid. *Complete. This is, bar none, the FUNNIEST and
sexiest thing I’ve read in AO3! It is explicit with graphic sexual content, but
Rey and Kylo have a lot of steamy sex amid dueling each other, and there are
other unconventional couples you will gasp at. (I don’t want to include
Seriously, I have never laughed so damn hard I have had to put the
fic down and wipe the tears off my cheeks! This is a satire that pokes
good-natured fun of the Reylo Fandom, the author himself, and Star Wars in
general with hilarious results! It’s over-the-top hilarity and also scorching
hot sex. I didn’t even know that could be done, but somehow the author manages
I’m burnt out a bit
Star Wars stuff, but I still want that Reylo dynamic in a different setting.
Stranger than Fiction by Daxcat79 @wheresthefuckingexit79. *Almost complete! This
is one of my favorites at the moment. Ben Solo is an author in England writing
about Kylo Ren, but his publisher, Hux, insists the character needs a
girlfriend. Ben meets Rey and pays her to hang out with him (not for sex), and
from then on, art imitates life as Ben’s world expands. This is REALLY FUNNY,
but there are also deeper themes as the plot deepens. If you have a
dysfunctional family like Ben does, you might even recognize things about your
family or yourself (as I did), and it becomes something very relatable. Longer
fic review to follow on just this story because of its awesomeness.
The Escortby Grliegrl @grlie-girl. *Complete. Amazing crossover fic
that crosses Pretty Woman with Reylo. It is FUNNY and also has some great
action and fabulous detailed settings in Chicago. Rey is spunky and independent
and Kylo is the billionaire who finds himself swept away by the escort he
hired. (I did a whole post about this you can search for under Pandora’s Review
or “The Escort” with details.)
Across Alternate Universes by INTPSyltherin_reylove97. *WIP. Summary: Somehow two Ben Solos from different universes switch places, leaving their Reys to figure out how to handle a Ben vastly different than their own—not to mention the finicky thing called a force bond. So, TWO sets of Reylo couples here! I just started it and I love it! I came across this randomly. I don’t know who this is on Tumblr.
Enough with the
rom-coms; I want a thriller/horror story. Scare me!!!
Praxisby CoraRiley @corariley. *Almost completed! This is about
serial killer Kylo Ren, and there is no Ben Solo to be found! Rey is kidnapped
by a creepy yet sexy Kylo who has already abducted and killed several women.
Can she escape him? Explicit sexual content - not for underage readers or
readers who are not okay with violence and sex. This is Dark Kylo Ren…expect
twists, surprises, kinky sex, and plenty of suspense!
I’m ready for some
Gothic horror or vampire stories with Reylo in them.
Sanctuary by Terapid @terapid *WIP. This is one of my absolute favorites in the
Archive. I lost my mind when I read the setup for it, an old Catholic boarding
school of Gothic design. Professor Solo and student Rey are the main characters
(Rey is not underage). Leia is headmistress, and…the rest of the cast is in
it, but I won’t spoil the plot by saying what their roles are. I was fascinated
by this. Angels and demons and the occult figure in heavily, and this author is
a master of suspense and action sequences, not to mention smut when called for!
An interesting tidbit is that I would see a long black feather in my backyard
usually the day before it updated. In fact, a few things turned up in a chapter
once that were items I had that the author couldn’t have known about and it
freaked me out to the point that I wondered if the fic was “haunting”
me a bit! True story!
Vampire’s Kissby DragonWhiskers @belovedunderwing. *Complete. An eerie Gothic read about Rey finding a
Victorian mansion that she takes refuge in that is owned by Vampire Kylo Ren.
Witch’s Moon by DragonWhiskers @belovedunderwing. *Complete. Kylo is a
witch hunter who is sent by Snoke to investigate Rey. This is also one of my
favorites. I’m very partial to this author, so I’ve read everything she’s
I just saw The Last
Jedi again and I need a great post TLJ fic to read!
Songs of Innocence, Songs of Wisdom by Cosmogonika @cosmo-gonika. *WIP.
I just found this story and had the honor of doing a beta on a chapter for it,
so I got to chat with author for quite a bit and I love where this is going!
The title caught my eye because I’m a poetry buff and I recognized William
Blake’s words immediately. I haven’t read all of it, but this fiction explores
the dichotomies between Rey and Kylo, just as the poem suggests (poem can be
viewed on the first page). It delves deep into the psyches of Rey and Kylo and
has a good rhythm and pace, with a good plot and a lot of description.
Meh, I’m so sick of
conventional couples. How about polyamory?
Codega, by Juulna @juuls. *Complete. This is another one that
you should be able to do a search on in Tumblr by title and find my long review
on this. This is a Reylux fiction that was recommended to me by Terapid, one of
my favorite authors, and even though I didn’t think I’d enjoy a pairing with
Rey, Kylo, and Hux, he told me to give it a chance, and I really did like it!
It’s a slow burn and tasteful. The writing is so beautiful! There are lots of
descriptive details about the setting and food and wine, and her action
sequences with lightsaber training were fantastic.
Three’s Company by LucidLucy @lucidlucy. *Complete. Summary: Three might be a crowd elsewhere… but not here.
A collection of unconnected Reylux (Kylo Ren / Rey / Hux) stories, some in-verse and some AU. I haven’t read this one, but I’ve read other’s by her and she’s a sublime writer, so I’m sure this will meet expectations!
I really need some interrogation chair crack fics…
Admissionsby Miss Harper @missharpersworld. *Complete. This is a short, sexy one-shot that packs all the fun you’re looking for in the “interrogation room” scene!
Forces Intertwined by Marla_Singer21 @marlasinger21 . *WIP. This is an excellent writer who started at the interrogation room scene and worked her way forward from there. It’s one of the first fics I found initially when I got on AO3 and it remains a very sexy and well written Reylo fic!
I could go on for pages and pages, but I think this is
long enough for this week! I try to keep alternating and adding in new authors,
although I’m repeating myself a lot on this one. I’m trying to expand my
reading and author list currently. Part of the reason I chose these is because
I’m so familiar with them. I don’t get
as much time to read as I would like and I have a lot of fics going at once,
probably like a lot of you!
There are a lot of recommendation lists going on that I’m
making sure to reblog as well, because I do think people find fiction a lot
that way. I used to just do arbitrary searches on AO3 and found some great
ones. A lot don’t have the kudos they deserve, so they deserve our support. And
I also feel the authors who do have a lot of kudos deserve reblogging, too,
because they spend a lot of time honing their craft and working on providing us
with free entertainment!
Don’t forget to leave kudo and a comment - even just a
short one - for the author to show your appreciation. You won’t believe how
much even a short comment can make someone’s day! And feel free to reblog this
and add your own story or stories you like if you want! If you are a fic writer and you have a story no one seems to have found, I want you to reblog and tell people about it! Get it out there and circulating so people can find it.
Alright lemme stop for one sec (even though I’m on a writer’s block, i still be on tumblr) but I’m really into Bill Skasgård rn bc the dude is a cutie. But there’s also Pennywise fanfics, which I personally am not so into, but I don’t judge. People are getting SO PRESSED over these fanfics. It’s a FUCKING MOVIE. It’s not real, neither is Pennywise. If someone likes writing, LET THEM. It doesn’t involve you at all, people should be able to write whatever makes them happy. These close minded people are so focused on the fact that he’s a child killer in a movie. Key word- MOVIE. Fanfiction is fanfiction. It’s not real. Get the fuck over it and shut up. I’m really tired of people putting down someone’s work because they want to write a fanfiction. So please stop, thanks. I’m not upset at the people writing it, because people do what they want with their free time. I also appreciate all writers for what they write and respect them. Even if I don’t prefer what they write, I still like reading what people like. I DO have a problem with those bashing on them. LEAVE THEM ALONE! TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS OFF THE DAMN TAG, or shut up. If I see it again, I’m going off. Scroll past the post and move on. You sit up and write hate for what? Get the fuck out of here. Thanks.
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Okay I really hope this doesn’t come off as arrogant or greedy but
Fanfic writers don’t get the credit they deserve.
These people literally bring fandoms to life. They spend countless hours working, writing, reading and re-reading just so fans can enjoy their favourite ships. And they don’t get anything from it themselves. They don’t make money, they don’t gain fame, and they don’t do it for jobs. They do it because they love that fandom, but everyone needs motivation sometimes, you know?
So the fact that people no longer really bother to comment on fics - which usually takes all of one minute to do, after writers spend days writing fics - really makes me sad because it’s like fans are taking writers’ work for granted.
So please show some support. You have no idea how happy authors get when they see a new message on their inbox from someone commenting on their stories. It can literally make their day and will motivate them to keep writing.
Give a little back to the people who work so hard to make fandoms more blissful and fulfilling for us.
i feel like now that the story is finished i can maybe gather my thoughts about it and give this boost.
so like, back when i had just started this blog, i was looking for solangelo blogs to follow, and i stumbled upon this story that was maybe three or four chapters in. a college au. i read the chapters and forgot about it for a week, then cursed myself for not like, following the author at least.
(we all know that horrible moment in life when a good fic slips through our fingers, we forget the name and author and can’t find the work anywhere anymore. i was positively miserable.)
now, some of you know how i feel about au stories. as in how much i love and cherish them. so you can probably imagine my joy when, after a few more chapters, this wonderful story somehow found its way back to my dash.
as a fanfiction writer myself i know how hard it is to keep up with one story for too long and still keep it all together. there’s a reason why most of my stories are one-shots. this thing has 39 chapters. that’s 164,411 words. that’s a fucking book (that i will definitely purchase if it’s ever in sale, mind you).
i know i haven’t left a single comment on this, but i have (hopefully) reblogged all my favorite chapters. i think i was waiting for this moment this whole time.
i’ve laughed while reading this fic. i’ve cried. i’ve kicked a chair so hard that i literally had to see a doctor about that. (not my highest moment.) this story is such a beautifully written emotional roller coaster ride that i am ready to pay actual money to have it on my bookshelf.
the characters are well written, and the plot is a page turner. but what i really applaud @i-write-shakespeare-not-disney on is the ability to really have a start, a story, and a logical ending, all in the story. that’s not an easy task. you, my friend, have done a huge job on this fic, and i will forever wonder how you did it.
Even if it is a 25k+ fic and you think I May as well not review because I’m not an elegant reviewer I don’t have a paragraph to say. YOU DONT HAVE TO. LENGTHY FICS DONT NEED LENGTHY REVIEWS. A SHORT 3 WORD REVIEW IS BETTER THAN NONE
In my ten years of reading and writing fanfic. I’ve noticed surprisingly shorter fics seem to get higher percentage of reviews based on word count.
So researching why it’s because a lot of those reviews are 1-5 words stuff like. Good fic, loved it, great job, awesome fic,
Were as fics that are longer have more lengthy reviews. And I get it there is more plot more to comment on you want to show you appreciate the author.
So if you aren’t good with words or don’t have time to leave a lengthy review you just leave a kudos/reblog.
But let me tell you something ANY GOOD REVIEW IS BETTER THAN NO REVIEW.
I appreciate a comment saying I loved this on my 90k fics just as much as I do on my 1k fics.
SO PLEASE REVIEW FANFICS YOU READ AND LOVE EVEN IF ITS ONLY 3 WORDS IM TELLING YOU THE AUTHORS WILL APPRECIATE IT
in which Yuuri Katsuki catches the bride’s bouquet and (shortly after) gets smashed at a wedding reception, then dirty dances with his best friend, (sort of) seduces a (hot) platinum-haired trust-fund baby named Viktor, and ends up being hounded for his identity (by said trust-fund baby and his friends and family) on social media.
No one knew something was wrong with him. No one cared to even ask the competitive figure skater. Not until it lead to him laying in the bed of a hospital room, feeling absolute regret that what he did couldn’t be finished. But maybe it was for the best, Victor doesn’t know that yet. […] Victor, a five-time gold medalist attempts suicide but is saved by Doctor Katsuki.
Wherein Yuuri is fairly sure his lifelong inspiration-slash-idol’s sudden interest in him is entirely unwarranted, and Victor — Victor’s just starting to learn what life and love really mean, after years of dedicating every fiber of his being to ballet.
Victor Nikiforov thought he was used to the frustration that came from dealing with Yuuri Katsuki. Since his arrival in Hasetsu he’d adjusted his expectations. […] And then he’d caught a glimpse of Yuuri’s dick.
Viktor didn’t know what he was expecting when Chris decided to get married out of the blue, but it most certainly wasn’t meeting an extremely gorgeous man. Who was also the skater for Japan. Who also pole danced.
Was Viktor Nikiforov sleeping in the armchair in Yuuri’s room? This was still no reason to panic. There had to be an explanation. Yuuri looked at the man again. Maybe, the man was a mirage – no, that wouldn’t make any sense. Maybe, he was a hallucination. Yes, a hallucination, that would make sense. […] -or- The morning after the Grand Prix Final banquet in Sochi, panic ensues.
Victor takes on the responsibility of watching out for the stunningly beautiful drunk Japanese skater at the Sochi Grand Prix Final Banquet. But he wasn’t counting on falling in love. Now he only has one night to try and catch Yuuri’s attention as much as Yuuri has already caught his.
Victor is an orphan with no name, no family, and no memory of a time before he was ten years old. Could he really be the missing Nikiforov heir? An adventure across Europe with two conmen will lead him to the answer.
I’m being quite sad to see how my newest fandom seems to be so short in reviewing fanfics.
I do wonder if the whole “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything” mindset doesn’t have the perverted effect that now people think “I just can’t think of anything nice enough to say!!! I loved it but I’m too shy to just go wax poetry because I thought there was some flaws/or I’m just too shy and afraid to make compliments”.
Thing is, reviews and comments don’t have to be 100% positive all the time. On the contrary, some negative comments and reviews can be actually VERY helping !
So here’s a little cheat sheet to go through after you read a fic/chapter to help you write a review without being an asshole :
Did you like the story that is being told ? if yes, say so. If no and you didn’t clicked out, ask yourself why you kept reading (aside from “i wanted to see how far this trainwreck would go”) and say so.
Did you like the writing style and skills of the author ? if yes, say so. If no, and you didn’t clicked out, ask yourself why you kept reading, and say so.
Did you like how the characters were portrayed ? if yes, say so. If no, and you didn’t clicked out, ask yourself why you kept reading, and say so.
Are you curious about what is coming next ? if yes, say so. If no, consider it a click out.
Did you feel anything while reading ? If yes, say so. Even the tiniest feeling of “I spent a nice few minutes/hours thanks to this fic” is worth you writing it down for the author. Pain, joy, anger, fear, anxiety, curiosity, anything beside complete uninterested and lethargic catatony, in its tiniest sparks, is worth you writing it down for the author. If no and you didn’t clicked out, ask yourself why you kept reading, and say so.
If you can answer at least one “yes” to one of those 5 questions, you have something to say in a review and you should write it and send it to the author.
I just finished “call me beep me” and it’s honestly really great?? Like 80% of the story is in a texting format, yet the use of grammar & punctuation is a lot better than other fics I’ve read. mind the times thy’d buttdial/text in an incoherent matter lmao And the vocab is spot-on??? And the depiction of characters and scenarios and all that jazz?? I’m definitely in love. 10/10 fic
Author: Reioka @reioka Fandom: Avengers Pairing: Steve/Bucky/Tony Rated: N/A Where I read: AO3
Review: I loved this entire fic so much! From the relationship between Steve, Bucky, and Tony to the friendship between Natasha and Tony, as well as Natasha and Bucky this fic was a gem. I love how specific reioka got with the wing descriptions and how she even named the birds who inspired the Avengers’ different wings. It was a great way to make the fic more realistic and interesting. I really liked the fluff and humor that was present throughout the entire fic and the writing was superb. This fic makes me want way more wing!fics than are out there and I hope there will be more in the future. But what I’m really looking forward to is more writing by reioka!