Fandoms by how they’d die in a zombie Apocalypse

In The Flesh: first to go, tried to befriend the zombies

Welcome to Nightvale: second to go, purposefully became zombies

Sherlock: got fed to zombies by other fandoms for being a know it all prick all the time

Doctor Who: caught and eaten by the Hannibal fandom during an argument among themselves

Torchwood: died avenging Doctor Who fandom’s death

Hannibal: mistaken for zombies while eating someone and killed by Supernatural fandom

Marvel: dies being unnecessarily heroic

DC: dies trying to prove they could survive the thing Marvel died doing

Homestuck: sacrificed to hoard as a distraction

Star Wars: killed by Star Trek in the midst of peace negotiations

Star Trek: killed by one of their own, sick of how much everyone hates Voyager 

Harry Potter: eaten by zombie after they attempted to defend themselves with a spell

Supernatural: almost survived the whole thing before sacrificing themselves under the belief they’d come back

Walking Dead: survived the whole thing

“I’m sorry, Homestuck, it’s a bummer… in reality you’re as dumb as they come…

..and I needed this finished REAL bad and I had to give it up; just to get the INTERNET off my back. So now we’re gonna have to go get more.

And then we’re gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Homestuck. And you’re gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Homestuck…

..because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll TEAR us apart, Homestuck!!

But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Homestuck, and you’re gonna be part of ‘em. And together we’re gonna run around, Homestuck, we’re gonna… do all kinds of wonderful things, Homestuck. Just you and me, Homestuck. The outside world is our enemy, Homestuck… we’re the only…. friends we’ve got, Homestuck! It’s just Hussie and Homestuck. Hussie and Homestuck and their adventures, Homestuck.. Hussie AND Homestuck FOREVER AND FOREVER SEVEN MORE YEARS Hussie and Homestuck.. some…things.. Me and Hussie and Homestuck runnin’ around and… Hussie and Homestuck time… a- all day long forever.. all a - a hundred updates a day Hussie and Homestuck! forever a hundred times…. OVER and over Hussie and Homestuck… adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Hussie and Homestuck dot com w..w..w… M S Paint Adventures.. ah- hundred years….. every minute Hussie and Homestuck dot com…. w w w a hundred times refresh… Hussie and Homestuck dot com…….”

Andrew Hussie, 4/13/16, 15 minutes after Act 7

  • fnaf fandom: game theory is a god
  • mario fandom: yikes
  • earthbound fandom: oh no
  • undertale fandom: uh
  • fnaf: ????? why are you guys being so salty? he makes genuinely good theories and-
  • mario: uh yeah he claimed mario was abusive-
  • fnaf: oh
  • mario: -yeah that and he literally edited footage to make it look like he was right
  • fnaf: OH
  • undertale: and uh
  • fnaf: im scared
  • earthbound: he says ness is sans
  • fnaf: ...do i want to know?
  • undertale: no
  • fnaf: nvm guess he just got lucky w/ my timeline or smth
Your fandom love is showing
  • *English class gives a project*
  • Me: man can I write about my love for fictional characters
  • Friend: wut no
  • Me: Okay how about how fictional characters changed my life
  • Friend: no why
  • Me: How about-
  • Friend: no
  • Me: but I love them-
  • Friend: WE ARE WRITING A MEMOIR.
Fandoms, the Floor is Lava
  • Supernatural: *flys off the ground* Easy shit.
  • Doctor Who: *goes into space* Ha ha jokes on you there isn't a floor IN SPACE!
  • Sherlock: *lies down on the floor* I'm already dead as it is.
  • Hetalia: *hangs from pole for dear life* AAAHH!
  • Homestuck: *jumps on person who said 'the floor is lava'* You're going down with me.