fandoms vs normals

Normal people while drunk: have fun, calls their ex, heavy making out sessions, cries, karaoke and shit

Drunk me: writes fanfiction while drunk, publishes it, cries, eats, regrets publishing it, sings Mary Poppins

Normal people vs.Creepypasta Fans

Normal people:FOR PETE’S SAKE!

Creepypasta Fans:FOR ZALGO’S SAKE!

Normal people:SHUT UP!!

Creepypasta Fans:STOP BEING A TOBY!!

Normal people:Scream HELP when being chased.

Creepypasta Fans:Scream JEFF!!WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Normal people:Just turn off the the game if it glitches

Creepypasta Fans:Tell BEN to stop Fucking around with the game.

Normal people:Organs are gross!

Creepypasta Fans:JACK!!I got a kidney for you!

Normal people:Could you please stop giving orders?

Creepypasta Fans:STOP!being a Slendy!Please!I beg you!!

Normal people:Ignore this.

Creepypasta Fans:Copy and paste this onto their profile.

Trying to explain the Fangirl society be like...
  • Normal person: So what do you do in your free time?
  • Me: I like to sit in my bed with insatiable amounts of food reading fanfiction about my babies who aren't really my babies but I like to think of them as my sons and I ship them which sounds like incest since I just said they're my sons but trust me it makes perfect sense. *takes deep breath* I also browse through edits and fan art of said people because they come close to satisfying my wants and needs, something the actual show/anime/manga/movie can't and probably won't ever do because the producers love making our lives hell! *takes another deep breath* And as you can see this is very stressful and time consuming for me and I've had many sleepless nights because of this and you can imagine the problems I face when I can't find anything new or interesting about them so I have to forcefully ignore them for a while and adopt new sons for the time being which is heartbreaking but a fangirl's work is never done!
  • Normal person: umm....
  • My mind: You couldn't have just said that you went to the gym or something, could you?