Things you should NEVER say to fangirls:

Whovians: I skipped Nine.

Potterheads: They’re just books.

Tolkienites: Why didn’t the eagles just drop them off?

Merlinians: You must have known it was going to end like that.

Hunters: I skipped the first three seasons to meet Cas.

Sherlockians: I hate Mrs. Hudson.

All Fandoms: It’s not real. It’s just a story.