Being able to live in your favourite fictional world sounds great in theory, but in reality we’d probably be that character who dies within the first few minutes of being there. Like, these places are hella dangerous.
no to jump to conclusions but in Prisoner of Azkaban I’m p sure Hagrid said something about how hippogriffs get mad when their feathers are plucked but Sirius sent one of Buckbeak’s feathers with Harry’s broom instead of a nametag so long story short Sirius got kicked in the face by a horsebird for the sake of being ‘clever’ and 'mysterious’
Words cannot express how disappointed I am that this didn’t make it into the Prisoner of Azkaban movie. And not just because of how amazing the image of Madam Pomfrey going to town on a block of chocolate would have been to watch, but also because they then would probably have made chocolate boulders with small hammers and sold them at the Honeydukes in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter parks and then we could own Harry Potter themed chocolate-breaking hammers. Instead, anyone who wants a chocolate-breaking hammer has to buy some generic, non-HP one.
… is this a Potterhead problem, or just a me problem?