When you’re watching ‘Stardust’ and you realize it’s a movie about Daredevil competing with Superman for the same girl, while he’s being pursued by Catwoman with help from Arthur Weasley, all narrated by Gandalf.
Can I take a moment to talk about teenage mutant ninja turtles
Because I have to
What fucker was at a meeting discussing new kid shows and was like “I fucking love turtles. Let’s do a show about that.”
And they approved it somewhere along the line and another Fucker was like “I see your turtles and I raise you: ninja turtles.”
And they could have stopped at that. That’s it. That’s the shows. Ninja turtles.
Because lo and behold there is another fucklet somewhere in this kids tv show storyboard who thinks that the only way to possibly make these ninja turtles better is to make them mutant. Wow. Okay
So now we’re at the point where you have mutant ninja turtles and no where along the way to creating these ninja turtles did anyone ever think “This is too much. This is too fucking much. These turtles have too much going for them.”
And evidently no one did because now these turtles are teenagers too
So then you get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Okay. I can accept this. That is the show. Now these turtles, do they have regular names like other cartoons?
Ah! Yeah. No.
Because these already soooooo fucking special turtles being teenage, mutants, and ninjas, or course, required that their names be famous dead artists. Wow.
I have a lot of feelings about teenage mutant ninja turtles also I have never watched the show
The preview of the SDCC trailer was not a dream, but it will happen in the “reality”. Although Waverly and Nicole have no memory, they will fall in love again.
Just like in this series
Willow and Tara in Buffy the vampire slayer (ep. Tabula Rasa)
Xena and GabrielleXena - Warrior Princess (ep.
When Fates Collide)
Julius Caesar escapes from the Underworld and changes the loom of the Fates, so he changes destiny. He now is married with Xena and rule powerful Roman Empire, Gabrielle is a successful theatre writer.